BREAKING: Ashley, Maya Is Planning on Asking Drew to Tri Delta Date Night Too

Breaking news, reporting live from Philadelphia, PA. Okay, so, I was sitting outside Pret by the picnic tables after my REAL 2090 seminar on tenant eviction, minding my own business. And Ashley, OMFG, you are NOT going to believe what I overheard.

Apparently, Maya is planning on asking Drew to date night too. I knowwww. Didn't you, like, already make it clear to everyone in the spreadsheet that you were planning on asking him? Who does she think she is? I hate her. I mean, I get that she and Drew have been on and off again. But it's like, it's not that deep! Seriously. All of our friends wanted to go with all of Drew's friends in Castle. It's a date night. Continue your desperate one-sided situationship in your own free time. Rightttt? Hahahahaha.

Anyways, yea, it was Maya's little who told me, actually. Yea, the one we're in Physics with. She's kind of a sweetheart. Oh, have you started the problem set yet? Okay, can you text me later if you want to do it together? Or, whatever...

So, what do you think you're gonna to do? Honestly, yea, makes sense to just move past it. I mean, I didn’t share that with the intention of, like, upsetting you or anything. I hope you know that. It's honestly so good that you're taking it in your stride. It's no biggie. You're sooo right.

Well, you know you can always count on me to keep it real hahahaha. Of coursseeee. You mean so much to me, girl friend! Also, did you get Magic Gardens tickets yet? Oh, you got free ones and you're planning going with Tessa and Amelia? Oh cool. I don't know if I'm gonna go yet. Maybe with, like, the girls in my house and the SAE boys, or, like, whatever. Oh no no, I wasn't asking because I expected you to like, go with me or anything. Yeaaa.... hahahahaha.

Okay, ciao bella! See you at chapter? Thank youuuu. I got them for half off at Rag & Bone. Yessss, check it out they have, like, a huge sale going on right now.

Oh, Ashley, one more thing? You know I'm not one to gossip, but I was at APES Late Night last night, and Amelia called you fat.