We are the ones who put our groupmates to shame with an unprecedented number of Instagram story views last Wednesday evening.
Why are we waging war on our circadian rhythm?
Maybe I am a bad person, maybe one day I will be the victim of a crime just as heinous, and maybe then I will have sympathy for these individuals who have their internet persona robbed from them, but as of now, I do not care.
Upon reflection, I am proposing that NONE of us talk about our lawyers, that way nobody feels left out.
“I thought we would just hook up and then see each other on Tinder for the next few years, maybe run into each other at Commons. I’m not really sure what to say.”