Dozens of lost souls roam the rainy campus in search of a warm, quiet place to consume pop culture and do vape tricks.
After we literally had sex with each other, Liz excitedly told me about the board’s plans for College Green.
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His landlord gutted the thing and stapled bed sheets to the interior to give it a nice homey vibe.
I guess one way would be to write for some shitty comedy outlet a few times a week and just delegitimize everything I do in class.
My friends on the TV were somewhat concerned with the state of the US House of Representatives.
Despite his decidedly insufferable characteristics, I must concede that this kid fucking dripsssss.
And hey, it’s not like Philly is going to do anything about it. One resident close to the demolished shelter said, “This place kinda sucks” when I asked her how she felt about Penn’s most recent expansion.
Adam was enduring his sixth hour at Penn and ninth hour of “family time” that day.
I return to my friends and relay a successful tale of rizz. They are impressed. I have done it again, they say.
We are the ones who put our groupmates to shame with an unprecedented number of Instagram story views last Wednesday evening.
Just one problem Lizzy – where are we gonna get all that lame green and brown shit that needs to go in the biopond?
"Don't worry brother, you're definitely gonna catch me on campus next year,"
What started as a laid-back night of vibes with the brothers evolved into... a chill kickback with the brothers and a few of their friends.
After all, her son was both an Economics major and a short king. Legend.
When I met him during move-in my heart skipped a beat. So did my mom's.