Despite his decidedly insufferable characteristics, I must concede that this kid fucking dripsssss.
And hey, it’s not like Philly is going to do anything about it. One resident close to the demolished shelter said, “This place kinda sucks” when I asked her how she felt about Penn’s most recent expansion.
Adam was enduring his sixth hour at Penn and ninth hour of “family time” that day.
I return to my friends and relay a successful tale of rizz. They are impressed. I have done it again, they say.
We are the ones who put our groupmates to shame with an unprecedented number of Instagram story views last Wednesday evening.
Just one problem Lizzy – where are we gonna get all that lame green and brown shit that needs to go in the biopond?
"Don't worry brother, you're definitely gonna catch me on campus next year,"
What started as a laid-back night of vibes with the brothers evolved into... a chill kickback with the brothers and a few of their friends.
After all, her son was both an Economics major and a short king. Legend.
When I met him during move-in my heart skipped a beat. So did my mom's.