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Innovation: Student Walks Down Filbert Street to Avoid Small Talk
'I Can't Find Love,' Complains Student Who Ghosts Everyone She's Ever Slept With
Giving Back: This Wharton Senior’s Cocaine Habit Keeps Global Economy Afloat
Wow! Student Says 'Postmodern,' Entire Class Shits Pants
OP-ED: I Didn't Join a Sorority Because I'm Not Like Other Girls; I'm 1,000,000 Bees in a Human Suit
Breaking: Senior in GEOL 100 Really Just Cares About Rocks
Wow! This Guy Pronounces "Gyro" Correctly at Greek Lady
Student Doesn't Match With TA on Tinder, Has to Actually Work for Passing Grade
5 Fun On-Campus Activities to Help You Forget the Uncertainty and Despair Enveloping You
Sweet Deal: You Can Now Bursar Cartier Love Bracelets at the Penn Bookstore!
QUIZ: You Took My Laundry Out of the Machine. Are You Happy With Yourself?
Yikes! Lonely Philadelphia Man Misunderstands "Penn Escort" Service
Wow: 80% of University Funds Allocated to Maintenance of Hologram Amy Gutmann
Freshman at Frat Party Forgets to Take Picture With Her Girls
















