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Wow! Student Says 'Postmodern,' Entire Class Shits Pants
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Friday, Feb. 9, 2018Fri, Feb 9, 2018
OP-ED: I Didn't Join a Sorority Because I'm Not Like Other Girls; I'm 1,000,000 Bees in a Human Suit
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Monday, Feb. 5, 2018Mon, Feb 5, 2018
Breaking: Senior in GEOL 100 Really Just Cares About Rocks
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Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2017Wed, Oct 25, 2017
Wow! This Guy Pronounces "Gyro" Correctly at Greek Lady
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Monday, Oct. 23, 2017Mon, Oct 23, 2017
Student Doesn't Match With TA on Tinder, Has to Actually Work for Passing Grade
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Thursday, Oct. 19, 2017Thu, Oct 19, 2017
5 Fun On-Campus Activities to Help You Forget the Uncertainty and Despair Enveloping You
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Sunday, Oct. 15, 2017Sun, Oct 15, 2017
Sweet Deal: You Can Now Bursar Cartier Love Bracelets at the Penn Bookstore!
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Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2017Wed, Oct 11, 2017
QUIZ: You Took My Laundry Out of the Machine. Are You Happy With Yourself?
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Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017Sat, Oct 7, 2017
Yikes! Lonely Philadelphia Man Misunderstands "Penn Escort" Service
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Wednesday, Oct. 4, 2017Wed, Oct 4, 2017
Wow: 80% of University Funds Allocated to Maintenance of Hologram Amy Gutmann
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Sunday, Oct. 1, 2017Sun, Oct 1, 2017
Freshman at Frat Party Forgets to Take Picture With Her Girls
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Wednesday, Sept. 27, 2017Wed, Sep 27, 2017
