Breaking: Chloe Malle Announced as Editor of American Vogue, Lex Lemer Announced as Editor of Her Own Homework

While the fashion elite has been celebrating Chloe Malle for her new role as editor of American Vogue, academic circles have been busy praising me! After a 6-month hiatus (of studying abroad and completing different internships that were all hard to get), I am back and re-taking on the role of editor of my homework and my thesis.

I know everyone is curious as to how I will slip back into this role and what my intentions are. Well, I guess, ultimately, I would just like to complete my homework and thesis. 

This reminds me of when people say 'I'm engaged at the same time as Taylor Swift!' or 'Thank god I'm pregnant at the same time as Rihanna!' But to deepen this connection, Chloe Malle's mother attended the University of Pennsylvania and I am a student here. Wow! We are just so similar. Who would have thought?

Good luck to Chloe Malle. Now pour one out for two brunettes tackling the editorial space!