International Student From Greece Confused and Disappointed Greek Life Tabling Session Had No Feta

Artemis Achilleus Orion III was a normal, eager, freshman who came all the way from Greece to have an amazing college experience. Unfortunately, he quickly got homesick, missing his friends, family, and Greek culture. 

As he was looking at the NSO events calendar, he was unimpressed with the options. He looked for a greek culture group during the club fair, but found nothing. Until, as he was scrolling, he saw it, exactly what he searched for: Greek Life Tabling Session.

“Waouah! I can’t believe there are Greek Culture Clubs at Penn! And there’s so many of them!”

Artemis Achilleus Orion III was confused why all of the clubs were just random configurations of Greek letters, but he went with it anyway. As he arrived, he was so excited. He even brought some Spanikopita and Olives to share with his Greek friends.

Unfortunately, it did not live up to its expectations. Artemis Achilleus Orion III kept trying to speak Greek with them and no one understood.

“Spanikopita Feta Olive Oil”? “Gyro mythology”? 

But almost no one understood. Artemis Achilleus Orion III roamed around, sad and Greek. He decided to call his mom on the phone, and some guys overheard him. They said,

“Waouaaoah! Are you Greek?”

“Yes. Why”

“We are too!”

Shocked and surprised, the three of them went to get a truly authentic Greek meal at Greek Lady.

That ended up being two Greek guys in Zete and Castle, and now Artemis Achilleus Orion III is top rush in both. While he still didn’t find a Greek culture club, the brotherhood he found was so much better.