To Whoever Stole My Underwear From The Harnwell Laundry Room: Get Ready For a Nasty Yeast Infection
Don't. Mess. With. My. Clothes, Ho.
Rafael Foster
Op-Ed: The Louvre Robbery Wouldn’t Have Happened if Van Pelt Bag Checkers Were There
"We need le help of les bag checkers de Van Pelt au Louvre!!!" said a concerned Parisian.
To Whoever Stole My Underwear From The Harnwell Laundry Room: Get Ready For a Nasty Yeast Infection
Don't. Mess. With. My. Clothes, Ho.
Breaking: Multiple Sightings of The Fabled Quad Blue Whale Swimming Through The Tunnels Persist
How did it fit in the tunnels? Is this all a hoax? These questions, and more, are answered in this article.
Op-Ed: The Louvre Robbery Wouldn’t Have Happened if Van Pelt Bag Checkers Were There
Rafael Foster
Saturday, Nov. 1, 2025Sat, Nov 1, 2025
"We need le help of les bag checkers de Van Pelt au Louvre!!!" said a concerned Parisian.
International Student From Greece Confused and Disappointed Greek Life Tabling Session Had No Feta
Rafael Foster
Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2025Tue, Sep 23, 2025
Greek lady did not live up to its expect to its expectstions.
Ouch! My Big Little Reveal Was Just a Picture of Me Before and After Ozempic
Rafael Foster
Tuesday, April 1, 2025Tue, Apr 1, 2025
I was the last one called up, and something weird happened: The lights turned off, and a projector turned on. Slowly a curtain opened to a picture of me from 5 years ago.
Everyone on Campus Was Terrified by My Costume. I Was Poverty for Halloween.
I had to look up what "poverty" was in the dictionary. I wad appalled when I read the definition.
Breaking: My Cat Costume Was So Good That When I Got MERTed They Took Me to Penn Vet
I don't think it helped that I was meowing instead of speaking...
I Used My Platinum AMEX to Swipe Into Huntsman and It Worked
Who needs a Penn card when you have a credit card?!!
WTF! WLCNO (Weingarten Learning Center New Offering): HTDAAP (How To Decode Acronyms At Penn)
Why tf are acronyms so difficult at Penn??
