Think You’ve Seen It All? That Girl You Know Just Soft Launched That She’s in a Senior Society

Do away with the Goyard purses, trench coats and "I went to Tri Delt date night and all I got was this hoodie" hoodie. A new Penn status symbol has dropped.

That girl you know just posted that thing on her Close Friends story. She was trying to be subtle, but we all know that she was showing off that she got tapped for a Senior Society.

Me? Jealous? I'm NOT jealous. 

No, not at all. In fact, I got tapped for a Senior Society. It's for people whose parents are divorced and one of their parents is dating their high school sweetheart. There's only a couple of us in it -- it's super selective. Super cool group, though. 

Yes, I am obviously excited to make new friends. The society's extensive alumni network -- including Hallie Parker and Annie James (the twins from the Parent Trap whose parents get back together post-separation) --is simply an added bonus.