Below are your search results. You can also try a Basic Search.
Wow! These Penn students were handed free pocket-sized copies of the New Testament on Locust, actually causing them to immediately begin the conversion process. Christianity win!
It was discovered that a recent email chain between two female students contains the phrases "thank you" and "sorry" a startlingly large number of times. Each perpetrator used "thank you," "thanks," or some other variation of the expression no less than 20 times throughout the entire email chain. The same is true of the phrase "sorry."
Talk about "tradition"! Penn's oldest student group, the Philomathean Society, still uses messenger pigeons to communicate internally; meanwhile, other student groups today use GroupMe or a comparable platform invented in this decade for internal communications.
Thank God! Penn's premiere a cappella group "Pitch, Please!" just released teaser photos for their new album "Shine: A Cappella Gold." This photoshoot seems necessary!
An unidentified mouse entered a property at 40th and Pine early Sunday afternoon, said a representative for the Division of Public Safety in an email.
Have you been "meaning to watch" Moonlight for the twelve months since it premiered but somehow haven't gotten around to it? Same! Here are five bad films you can fill your free time with this fall break, so you can continue to postpone watching Barry Jenkins' groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed story of self discovery.
In a decisive victory on Tuesday night, Tabard's intellectual property lawyer, Robert Pear, successfully forced The New York Times to pay $1 billion in fees as a reparations for stealing the Tabard logo.
College Freshman Ben Walker was unable to think of an interesting fact about himself during his first Physics 150 class introductions. This momentary inability to participate lays in sharp contrast to his behavior during the rest of the class. At almost any other moment during this inaugural Physics 150 class, Walker could be heard explaining relativity theory.
For many, this weekend will bring the last round of BYOs before Spring Fling begins. With all this talk of lasts, we can't help but wonder: if the Last Supper was a BYO, what would it have been like?
Upon finishing his two-minute claymation film after more than four months of work, Bryan Clarant (C '18) resisted the urge to share the project on Facebook. Yes, you read that right.
1. "Silence, you church bell!" for the girl in your class who did not do the reading but insists on participating by telling a related personal experience
Like the Penn students that study there, Fisher Fine Arts cares more about its appearance than what's inside. Its backpack-checking policy, which requires a security guard to check students' backpacks for snacks and other highly illicit items as they enter, reveals what this library really cares about: its beautiful interior. They might as well place a sign by the entrance that says, "Stealing books is welcome here, but your granola bar isn't."
Senior Mark Goldberg (W'17) has been to PV for the fourth time, and experts estimate that he has another 45 years of monotony ahead of him until his next real "break." Getting married, having kids, and climbing the corporate ladder will pale in comparison to the riveting time he spent with people he knows tangentially on a gentrified beach in Mexico. He does not remember much from his spring break, but if he did, he's certain that those memories would last a lifetime.
I saw Mask and Wig's spring musical No Place Like Rome on Saturday, and now I'm definitely studying abroad in Rome.
With its unpronounceable name, minimal storage space, and variety of colors, kids these days love a Fjällräven. Better to look good than to be hydrated, I guess. Here are five water bottles that simply won't fit into the side pocket of your Fjällräven backpack, no matter how hard you try.