Justine Orgel
Articles
Hidden Heroes: The Eight Against Hate
December 4, 2021 at 12:02 pm
Athletes don't get enough thanks. Let's change that. It's time to listen to minority voices and uplift our stoic heroes.
Feminist of the Week! Frat Brother Pours Me Water Instead of Spiking My Drink
November 15, 2021 at 11:22 pm
Meet the man who is single-handedly reversing gender roles and saving damsels in distress.
Fashion King! Man Sets Trend Wearing Sweatpants and Sweatshirt Everyday
November 10, 2021 at 9:57 am
Open your eyes to the young faces of the future of fashion
How to Promote the Gay Agenda as Someone who Hates Coffee and Doesn’t have Money
October 28, 2021 at 4:37 pm
The time to end iced chai is now. Follow these tips so you're never caught drinking a gay, sissy drink again.
Laundry Tips for Students Who Are Used to Having Housekeepers
October 26, 2021 at 12:09 pm
How to make dirty money FAST.
Op-Ed: Front Row Texters Should Be Compensated as Honorary Lecturers
October 9, 2021 at 2:17 pm
Perhaps with incentive, they could teach professors to intentionally reveal their Grindr histories and takeout orders while lecturing about far less riveting topics like Oscar Wilde.
