The answer is shocking.
My bosom could now be mounted without my face being a massive turnoff. Masks were the new protection; I’ll take paper over latex any day.
Here's a valid excuse for missing class: a warning to the insensitive fools who skip class for a death in the family.
Can we normalize dressing badly? It's not just a hazing thing. For some of us, it's a lifestyle.
Fiction before fact.
You're not you when your bladder's about to burst! Go buy a diaper :)
Anything helps and it only takes a second of your time. Be charitable this holiday season and change a young girl's life.
Secret hangout uncovered!! Who would have thought?
Because if I'm not happy, nobody should be.
Athletes don't get enough thanks. Let's change that. It's time to listen to minority voices and uplift our stoic heroes.
Meet the man who is single-handedly reversing gender roles and saving damsels in distress.
Open your eyes to the young faces of the future of fashion
The time to end iced chai is now. Follow these tips so you're never caught drinking a gay, sissy drink again.
How to make dirty money FAST.
Perhaps with incentive, they could teach professors to intentionally reveal their Grindr histories and takeout orders while lecturing about far less riveting topics like Oscar Wilde.
Freedom is in the air.