In order to showcase national pride, Penn president, Amy Gutmann, decided to host the first, and potentially last, Annual University of Pennsylvania 4th of July Firework Spectacular Sponsored by Bud Light.
One of my favorite childhood memories was coming home from school, grabbing some pizza rolls, and escaping into the world of joy-riding and abusing prostitutes on the street.
"I thought it would be a nice way for my successor to remember me and to cement my legacy in one of the most permanent ways possible."
Unfortunately, I have yet to meet my lovely Jessica in person. We’ve actually never even spoken. Pretty hot right?
“Prospective students will still get to hear about important traditions like toast throwing and how Greek life isn’t that important to the social scene, but now, it’ll be with puns!”
“Ha! Those Whartonites can’t say I have a useless major now!”
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Joseph Elston talks to the future leaders of Penn's Panhellenic societies.
Joseph Elston goes to West & Down as the Man on the Street.
"Yo! What's up?"
UTB Sends in their Top-Rated Ghost Finder Team to DRL.
UTB took to Pool Party to investigate why no one swims in the pool.
The Mask and Wig Club, a private club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, founded in 1889, is the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States. Here is an inside look into the minds behind the production.
Worst blind date I've ever been on.