Only a professor’s combination of graying hair, softly wrinkled skin, and comments that make you say, “Wait, is he a Republican?” could so perfectly satisfy both my sapiosexuality and my Oedipus complex.
"We can excuse one or two or ten racially insensitive remarks, but we will draw the line at twenty-eight. We will not tolerate those who repeatedly—and we mean repeatedly—promote white supremacy."
Nothing screams Ivy League like 25 beige stories studded with sparsely dispersed windows, adding some much-needed cement to the historical West Philly landscape. Plus, I often find myself yearning for an elevator ride that’s just a little bit longer.
Sure, homework is ‘important,’ and there are ‘deadlines,’ but sexy mirror pics are timeless. I won’t have this bod forever!
Ten blissful minutes seal my fate; I fervently self-lubricate. A breast to rub, a bean to flick, I close my eyes. I masturbate.
No, like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
The sustainability team also encourages sucking their fingers clean in order to get every last tasty drop.
Out of those surveyed, 82% think the dining hall food is “gross,” 68% think the dining hall staff could have “better attitudes,” and 97% will never have to work in the food industry in their lives.
We have to draw a line somewhere.