Daniel Scanlon
Articles
OP-ED: You Can’t Kick Me Out of a GSR in a Way That Matters
I realize I am damned to this narrative.
Bhad Bhabie Hired to Lead Wharton Venture Lab
Bregoli recently had a moving speaking engagement at Oxford University, which is a big deal if you pronounce your r’s weirdly and can’t cook.
I Paid My Tuition Bill and Now the Dean Has a Fresh Fade
Like what the fuck is Magic Gardens and how is it going to impact the economy?
10 Places to Perform Queer Longing After Your Situationship Moves Onto the Next Artsy Gay Pennsylvanian
I just found out that no one dies from love? This discovery has me shocked and upset to say the least.
University City Gyro Entrées to Include Free bell hooks Excerpts (While Supplies Last)
A halal cart menu hack!
OP-ED: I’m Smiling Due to My Joy!
A failed situationship did not derail my life for four months!
Woah! Mid-Tier Influencer/PPE Major Realizes the Internet Is Already Over
This kid definitely went to Exeter.
Wowza! Locust Walk Reimagined Thanks to Penn-BlackRock Partnership
Preposterous! Sure, snake-game tile patterns work for the technocratic healthcare managers of the world, but the New Sincere era calls for more garish tile displays.
EXCLUSIVE: The Inside Scoop on Liz Magill’s Synesthesia
When shown the Stanford insignia, reminiscent of her former employer, Magill responded, “Somewhere between Elizabeth Holmes and petrichor.”
I'm Healing My Inner Child by Posting on Sidechat
He has a spelling test tomorrow.
BREAKING: Girl in Off-Campus Sorority Hat Says “It's Giving,” Whole Table Laughs
Holy shit. She is so funny.
Photo Essay: Is Nobody Going to Comment on My Petiteness?
The world is crumbling before my micrometer-wide eyes!
Wharton Student Opens Dictionary To Random Page, Discovers “Middle Class” On Page 453
"Ballpark like … 800k. Y’know, not struggling, but not necessarily raking in the dough.”