University City Gyro Entrées to Include Free bell hooks Excerpts (While Supplies Last)
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October 19, 2022 at 10:20 am
The mouthwatering chicken over rice (with both sauces, you fucking freak) with extra cucumbers, and a drink for an extra dollar…
My goodness, that looks delicious.
You’re making a halal cart menu hack!
Yes!!!!! For a limited time only, you can satiate your body and soul all within fifty paces of the quad! In a classic example of knowing your target audience, Rahim Khan at the 37th Street halal cart will include a free paragraph of bell hooks’s All About Love with any entree2e. It’s like a fortune cookie, but more likely to make you ponder over your romantic blunders and emerge on the side of a loving ethic!
When asked what prompted such an unlikely promotion, Khan told our correspondent:
“Not to beat a dead horse, but I’ve always wondered about how we hold people accountable for wrongdoing and yet at the same time remain in touch with their humanity enough to believe in their capacity to be transformed. Maybe by handing out these little slips of paper, while supplies last, I can add one more droplet to that waterfall of transformation that constitutes the conversion of the soul.”
Thank you, Rahim. We love you.