Sophia Hernandez
Articles
REPORT: Is That a First Date or Is My Crush Just Coffee Chatting That Double D European Chick?
October 29, 2023 at 2:01 pm
Is he trying to get a referral to work in asset management, or is he trying to manage her assets?
PenAlert: Penn Launches New Emergency System for When Your Dumbass Classmate Loses Their Apple Pencil
October 9, 2023 at 2:20 pm
UPDATE: Pencil FOUND under a chair in the Moelis Reading Room. Police and Allied Security patrolling the area. You may resume normal activity.
Recently Reunited Long Distance Couples Confirm That My Dorm Is Definitely the Best Place to Study on Campus
October 1, 2023 at 3:20 pm
Why are they sharing the lingering flavors of last night’s Commons meal on the bench right outside my window?
SAC Fair Opens New Horizons: Perhaps I Am the Perfect Candidate for Swing Dancing
September 11, 2023 at 12:34 pm
Despite never taking a dance class in my life, the representatives regard my pudgy legs and deem them “perfect for our types of choreography.”
Announcing Your Summer Internship on LinkedIn, Finding a Subletter, and Other Alternatives to Marijuana to Try This Week
April 13, 2023 at 5:09 pm
#3 may shock you.
CAPS Starts Therapy Group for Girls Who Rushed to Find “Strong Sisterhood”
March 2, 2023 at 10:53 am
The girls have already formed close bonds and decided to create their own pseudo-sorority, titled in the typical Greek fashion: “Yo Gabba Gabba”.