REPORT: Is That a First Date or Is My Crush Just Coffee Chatting That Double D European Chick?
Is he trying to get a referral to work in asset management, or is he trying to manage her assets?
Sophia Hernandez
Recently Reunited Long Distance Couples Confirm That My Dorm Is Definitely the Best Place to Study on Campus
Why are they sharing the lingering flavors of last night’s Commons meal on the bench right outside my window?
REPORT: Is That a First Date or Is My Crush Just Coffee Chatting That Double D European Chick?
Is he trying to get a referral to work in asset management, or is he trying to manage her assets?
PenAlert: Penn Launches New Emergency System for When Your Dumbass Classmate Loses Their Apple Pencil
UPDATE: Pencil FOUND under a chair in the Moelis Reading Room. Police and Allied Security patrolling the area. You may resume normal activity.
Recently Reunited Long Distance Couples Confirm That My Dorm Is Definitely the Best Place to Study on Campus
Why are they sharing the lingering flavors of last night’s Commons meal on the bench right outside my window?
SAC Fair Opens New Horizons: Perhaps I Am the Perfect Candidate for Swing Dancing
Despite never taking a dance class in my life, the representatives regard my pudgy legs and deem them “perfect for our types of choreography.”
CAPS Starts Therapy Group for Girls Who Rushed to Find “Strong Sisterhood”
The girls have already formed close bonds and decided to create their own pseudo-sorority, titled in the typical Greek fashion: “Yo Gabba Gabba”.
