Zach Whiting
Articles
Hill Dining Hall Harvests the Meat From Biopond, Lights Up the Grill
March 22, 2023 at 8:31 pm
For months we’ve been getting complaints that our ingredients aren’t clean. How can anything be cleaner than meat that was literally just washed in water?
Such Beautiful Weather: I Can Finally Gallop Shirtless Through the Quad Again Like the Stallion I Am
March 20, 2023 at 12:59 am
You try to speak. I silence you with a forceful yet caring neigh. You gaze into my eyes, stunned at my display of horsey power. I lean in and whisper into your ear the wise words of 90’s R&B icon Ginuwine: Ride this pony.
We’re Both Thinking It: Let’s Turn This Coffee Chat Into a Crack-Cocaine Chat
February 22, 2023 at 7:54 pm
Oh, what’s my major? I’m really glad you asked, it’s LET’S CUT THE FUCKING BULLSHIT AND SMOKE SOME CRACK-COCAINE.