We emailed Wharton sophomore Justin Verdaux about his perspective on the (fecal) matter.
The United States is as few as five hours behind Italy, and even fewer hours behind other countries.
YES! Let’s just smoke a cigarette. Delish! Nothing tastes better than that.
I know this is going to be hard for you to hear, but the time has come for you to take that towel and put it on the floor to be washed a month from now when you get to it.
Let’s be honest, this is how it is. This is probably going to be downvoted by the 4th floor but everyone knows they’re social climbers.
By midnight, the party was at maximum capacity and the poor west coast students, whose nights were just starting, were locked out from joining in the call.
These are AirPods pro. They have noise-canceling capabilities, so I can pleasure you without distraction and listen to my Gary V. podcast at the same time.
The truth is that I’ve been struggling with personal heartbreak for a while. It just hurts so bad. I want her. I want Bobby’s Burger Palace back to tear apart my asshole.
It’s high time we show him what happens when he messes with engineering students.
Students everywhere are saying, “COUGHHH COUGCCougcuoguhghGHCOUGH.”
So, how about some sexting, eh? To pass the time? To make the most of a dire situation?
It’s closing time. Like Fresh Grocer or Bobby’s Burgers, time to get gone people.
Fernandez has been able to apply her 280-page dissertation by turning on the projector, connecting laptops to the projector, and explaining other details of the projector to Professor Thompson.
Gutmann has been diagnosed with a rare neurological condition: she cannot read or comprehend text that is not in the form of a Change.org petition.
“We strongly encourage everyone to immediately drag the Zoom icon away from their other apps and to run their antivirus at least five times a day.”
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What started as an innocent example quickly escalated to a deeply personal tangent about his not-so-platonic love for both Chris Evans and his father.
"I don’t even need to put on pants!"
“Who does he think we are? Cats?” said Engineering freshman Holden Trout. “All he does is point at his wall of text, and read it off to us, while pointing at it with his laser pointer.”
MGHI students will face a unique set of severe problems that the administration has overlooked.