Thanks to my once-daily prescription of chewable 80-mg sildenafil from the men’s telehealth provider Himsᵀᴹ, I’m unafraid of “cancel culture.” While others stay soft, I get so hard that I turn blue in the face.
Is Charlotte the Virgin Mary of aquariums, or just a freaky lil gal...
I don’t know about you guys, but my money's on Fred the alcoholic. I heard that guy can pound ‘em back like there’s no tomorrow!
“I’m interested in the metaverse. I’m excited for it as someone broadly interested in technology. But no I didn’t buy it for VR Porn”
Though Penn Global Seminar courses have deceptively claimed to broaden horizons and deepen cross-cultural understanding, OFSL’s new initiative clarifies that their true purpose is to provide “feel-good” service opportunities.
While you have heard compelling arguments supporting Israel and Palestine from experts at the top of their fields, (socialist girls and frat guys who have taken one poly sci class) breaking news shows that there is new information regarding the conflict.
Girl, are you a jawn?
I’d rather listen to my dentist perform a root canal using some rusty drill
Have your eyes been opened to the truth?
Penn will also extend special status to applicants whose parents were avid coke users throughout their time at Penn.
‘you’re so hot! You’re the most professional girl in the world!’
Not a thing in the world compares to the love of two sisters.
Huntsman is no stranger to diversity, boasting several years of global ambassadorship under his belt and more impressively and relevantly, an LDS mission to Taiwan
I have a few rare cards of my bias wreckers Cooper and Rimmer, but I am only willing to trade them for other rare Ghrist PCs
“We locked eyes in the ethnic food aisle in Trader Joe’s – right next to Trader Ming’s Kung Pao Chicken – and it was love at first sight.”
Every time you fell, you got up again
If liking Commons is wrong, then I don’t want to be right
Kinda crazy no one else thought to do this
The brotherhood rests on the pillars that diversity brings together individuals from a wide range of backgrounds.
In this way, I will save you. Not from the Ben bench, but from yourselves.