Consider this my formal open call for anyone who would like to finger a wonderful young girl (me) at the bio pond sometime soon. In an ideal world I would prefer a handsome and talented brunette but really, I’m flexible. Hit my line. Thanks.
Consider this my formal open call for anyone who would like to finger a wonderful young girl (me) at the bio pond sometime soon. In an ideal world I would prefer a handsome and talented brunette but really, I’m flexible. Hit my line. Thanks.
The change comes after years of unsolicited SABSing via the dorm's extensive glass layout.
Just don't even think about asking for equal pay.
Should I be jealous?
Do your "skills" and "experiences" sections need work? Here are some great ways to polish them up while using vaguest terms possible to avoid further questioning.
Joy to the world! Curtis Sliwa is coming to town!
Remember, we're always listening…
My bag? It’s huge. Prada. My hair? It’s fried. Bleached. My chest? Two words: honk honk.
After viscerally describing his last sexual experience with a girl whose name he can’t remember, Rothstein simply sighed and smiled. “You know, there’s just something especially sacred about being with someone who has only been with you.”
If you, dear reader, are the potential third Masturbator; I urge you, please, cum forth.
You want some advice from an old guy like me?
Have you ever seen a bush? A full fledged, magical, flourishing bush. Well, I have. And I saw it at Magic Gardens.
Protests are expected at the Spring Fling celebration where Rida intends to make his statement. Needless to say, it will be ‘Going Down for Real’ this Saturday.
The neighborhood legend is making his big-stage debut April 17th at Penn Park.
(they all told me).
Truth is, I felt so odd rolling. Even greater truth is that rolling is the worst style of dancing, and meth is funner anyway.
The leadership change comes after weeks of deadly United States strikes on Iranian leadership.
As the witches walk through the rain, the water will seep into the soles of their suede ballet flats — only after ruining the softness of the material forever.
I expected to sit down for a sober cup of coffee at 3 p.m. EST, but the combination of daylight savings and my being accustomed to Iran Standard Time (I’m an empath) led me to lose track and start slamming back Cutwaters at noon.
Solutions by The State News
