BREAKING: Penn Situationship Responds He Not Looking For Anything Serious After You Ask For, Like, Basic Reciprocity Even Though He Said Last Week What You Two Had Was Special

This just in, a text from the guy you’ve been seeing for the past month. It’s in response to your question of whether he is “still interested in seeing each other” because you noticed that he has been “growing distant” and “not putting in the effort” he promised he would be putting in, which informed your prior decision of restarting things with him. 

It reads, “I think I do. I don’t see why we can’t just keep doing what we’re doing. Sorry I’m pulling away. I’m just really busy with school”. You are both students at the same school, and he is a second semester senior with a job lined up after graduation. 

You reply that you just wish he was as romantic and caring towards you as you have been towards him. This is the guy who had said to you, “Marry me… jk”. You just want the bare minimum.

He replies, “Yea maybe you’re right. At the end of the day I’m not looking for anything serious and if that’s not what you’re after I understand.”

You leave him on read. And, just to send a strong message, you unfollow him on Instagram as well. He unfollows you back, and also unfriends you on Spotify and LinkedIn.

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