10 Things You Should Definitely Ask the Potential New Member You're Talking to During Rush

It's the happiest time of year! No not your birthday, your custody hearing or the day he is finally behind bars— it's Rush Week.

Here are some questions to ask potential new members (PNMs) that are sure to weed out the evil and bad (mid-sized) candidates and let the cream rise to the top!

1) Israel or Palestine?

2) I just got a breast reduction. Am I still hot?

3) Are you a Yasmin or a Harper? (shout out to all my Pierpont people)

4) Are you a veteran?

5) Have you registered to vote?

6) Is all this natural? *point at PNM*

7) Which female heroine in The Book of Genesis do you relate the most to? 

8) Hey, what makes you so confident?

9) Are you two a couple? *point to other PNM*

10) If given the oppurtunity, would you leave your rent controlled apartment to move into Gracie Mansion?