Chivalry Isn't Dead! Boy Saving 50% Off 10 Pc McNuggets Deal for Valentine’s Day Dinner

Around this time of year it can seem like the dating scene at Penn is hopeless, and it leaves singles with some burning questions. Where all the yearners at? Why does my situationship refuse to be seen with me during the daytime? Who gave me this rash? 

And most importantly: Where are all of the good guys out there?

Sorry ladies, but this one’s taken: a sophomore in the Wharton School, who wishes to remain anonymous so as to not spoil his big surprise, is planning something that proves that there are still men out there who can be intentional when it comes to relationships.

In an exclusive interview with UTB reporters, he recounted, “I was just about to redeem my 50% off of a 10 pc McNuggets reward when it hit me. A deal like this only comes around once a month, if I’m lucky. What better way to show my love than to hold off on using it for myself, and instead save it for my wonderful girlfriend for our Valentine’s Day dinner?”

When asked if he thinks his girlfriend would prefer going out to a nice restaurant instead, he replied, “Trust me, I know her pretty well, and I think she would want me to be frugal. I’ve been talking about getting a DJ deck for a while, and she would appreciate saving money on some dinner so I can pursue my passions. Plus, once I start getting paid for gigs I can take her out even when I don’t have any deals in the app!”

UTB reporters were unable to reach the boy’s girlfriend for comment. But one thing’s for sure: whoever this lucky lady is, she sure nabbed herself a good one!