I Lived It: My Wilcaf Barista Wasn’t GAY Enough to Be Making My Drink
13 hours ago
Whatever happened to DEI?
OP-ED: I Ain’t Got Much, but I'll Always Have My Dunkin’ Boosted Status
November 28, 2023 at 7:05 pm
Proudly, I #runondunkin
Editorial: I Love You. I'm Glad I Exist. Yes, I Will Go to Your Show.
Everything will have been nothing when it is all over. You must do to be. Yes, I will go to Penn Chinese Theatre's fall show.
Classic! Delusional Dumb Friend Makes Eye Contact With Crush, Now It's Everyones Problem
“OMG bitch, he’s so into you!” I reply.
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Collapsing The Binary: HipCityVeg to Offer Vegan Escargot
November 21, 2023 at 12:05 pm
Eat a burger, you sick fuck.
Report: All of Human History to Be Measured by Having Text From Situationship vs. Not Having Text From Situationship
November 17, 2023 at 10:11 am
Why is it that when you kiss him you can forget your name?
GBM GONE WRONG: Club President Dropping Bag of SHS Condoms on Table, “No One Leaves Until These Are Finished!”
November 16, 2023 at 3:11 pm
Clearly, this is a call to action. The entire club turned and looked at one another. We knew what must happen.
Fuck Yes! Teresa Caputo Appointed Chair of Penn Religious Studies
November 15, 2023 at 2:00 pm
We return to fantasy not to forget, but to remember: other futures are possible.