Hawk Tuah Themed Frat Party Takes Diddy-Esque Turn
Nobody said “no diddy.” It was bad.
Childhood Stuffed Animal on Girl’s Bed Seen A Lot Since Freshman Year
This little guy's been with her through thick and thin. And, he has the scars to prove it: a small tear from years of loving hugs, a scratched glass-eye from falling out the car window on a family road-trip, and now, a crusty patch of fur from Amanda’s recent situationship.
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This Yom Kippur, I’ll be thanking God for the ultimate gift: repentance and a size 24.
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They will tell their bouncer to kindly inform all attendees that a “special guest” may be showing up.
Unsurprising: Wharton Student Found at Urinal With Pants and Underwear at His Ankles
This is not the first time this has happened to me, and I’m not longer shocked and appalled by it.
DP Sanctioned by Woke Mob After Reporting News That Did in Fact Happen
Under the Button would like to distance itself from any alleged associations with the Daily Pennsylvanian at this time.
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Why tf are acronyms so difficult at Penn??