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Sophomore Misses Pottruck, Won't Exercise Now Because Gym Is Too Far

Mackenzie Lukas
Fri, Jun 16, 2017

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Rising Junior Has Spent Entire Summer Taking Snapchats of Her Dog

Sophie Trotto
Thu, Jun 15, 2017

Student Sees Laptop Being Stolen After Being Asked to Watch It, Does Nothing

Sophie Trotto
Tue, Jun 13, 2017

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Sophomore Misses Pottruck, Won't Exercise Now Because Gym Is Too Far

Mackenzie Lukas Friday, June 16, 2017Fri, Jun 16, 2017

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Rising Junior Has Spent Entire Summer Taking Snapchats of Her Dog

Sophie Trotto Thursday, June 15, 2017Thu, Jun 15, 2017

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Student Sees Laptop Being Stolen After Being Asked to Watch It, Does Nothing

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, June 13, 2017Tue, Jun 13, 2017

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Student Chooses to Waste Entire Summer by “Being Productive”

Kasra Khadem Monday, June 12, 2017Mon, Jun 12, 2017

Photo by Ananya Chandra (edited)

Celebs Tell Us: What's In My Bag? Feat. Amy Gutmann

Becky Molinoff Friday, June 9, 2017Fri, Jun 9, 2017

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Rising Junior Going Through Google Form Withdrawal

David Akst Thursday, June 8, 2017Thu, Jun 8, 2017

SPEC to Pay Students to Attend next Fling Concert

Sophie Trotto Wednesday, June 7, 2017Wed, Jun 7, 2017

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BREAKING: Penn Students Have No Fucking Clue How Much Furniture Should Cost

Seth Fein Tuesday, June 6, 2017Tue, Jun 6, 2017

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Study Shows Self-Worth Is Directly Linked to GroupMe Likes

Sophie Trotto Monday, June 5, 2017Mon, Jun 5, 2017

BREAKING: Gutmann to Pull Penn Out of The Ivy League, Is Open to Renegotiation

Alessandro Consuelos Friday, June 2, 2017Fri, Jun 2, 2017

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Incoming Freshman Spends Hours Each Day Perfecting 'Penn Face' in Mirror

David Akst Thursday, June 1, 2017Thu, Jun 1, 2017

University of Pennsylvania Campus Map, image by cea with edits / CC 2.0

A Definitive Ranking of the Best Places to Get Starbucks on Campus

Sophie Trotto Wednesday, May 31, 2017Wed, May 31, 2017

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Student Claiming to Work as “Summer Analyst” is Actually Just Washing Dishes

Kasra Khadem Tuesday, May 30, 2017Tue, May 30, 2017

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Penn Diarrhea Club Protests Closure of Local Taco Bell

David Akst Friday, May 26, 2017Fri, May 26, 2017

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Student Attempts to Sell Demonic Textbook on Free & For Sale

Seyoung Kim Thursday, May 25, 2017Thu, May 25, 2017

Hill Is Finally Getting A/C! No One Cares That Gregory and Kings Court Aren't

Sophie Trotto Wednesday, May 24, 2017Wed, May 24, 2017

Apparently, Only 64.5% of Penn Students Hate the Dining Plan

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, May 23, 2017Tue, May 23, 2017

At a Penn reunion for the 1967 graduating class, dozens of alumni protested against classmate and 1968 Wharton graduate Donald Trump, pictured above, urging Penn to "Denounce Trump."

Junior Who Worked on Trump Campaign Disappointed That He Didn't Meet Russian Officials

Alessandro Consuelos Monday, May 22, 2017Mon, May 22, 2017

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Embarrassing: The Entire Graduating Class Showed up in the Same Outfit

Sophie Trotto Friday, May 19, 2017Fri, May 19, 2017

Woman Cheering Salute Sparkling Wine Cheers Drink

SWUG Graduates, Realizes She's Just Washed-Up Now

Sophie Trotto Thursday, May 18, 2017Thu, May 18, 2017

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