Both sides presented very compelling points. I totally agree.
He could just be intimidated by the intense culture here, and I don’t blame him for covering up when Penn Face is so bad these days.
The lights flickered, curtains billowed, and a faint “Hurrah, hurrah, Pennsylvan-i-a” wailed in the distance.
“Getting a bid for the Presidency was just such a rush.”
Sure, it’s nice to see you all repost a video of a polar bear standing on melting ice, but did you personally go to the Arctic and sacrifice yourself as a form of sustenance for the bear? That’s what I thought.
Through “personal donations” from students like you, I still feel as alive as the time I personally evicted a humble group of children from their West Philadelphia school.
Professional linguists have derived the following translation after meticulous analysis: “Bitch can you read?”
You can believe everything I have to say about this school because I basically go here already. With Eric Furda’s approval, my trusty lanyard, and steamy Ben Franklin statue photos, I have the holy trinity of being a seasoned Penn student.
The girl next to you tells everyone she’s “outdoorsy.” You call BS. Settle for these more realistic lies that will surely rock everyone’s socks!
you can explain trickle-down economics but how do you explain these tears trickling down my face - :'(