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Formal Fail: Champagne and Shackled to a Radiator
Worst blind date I've ever been on.
Huge L: Student Flubs Every Locust Interaction on Way to Class
We're going to take Locust today. It's going to be fine.
Coffee Chat: Carson Kahoe on Why He's Breaking Up with His Girlfriend
UTB's resident bon-vivant Lauren Sorantino sat down with Carson Kahoe, the Director of Without a Net, for the third episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
Coffee Chat: Julia Bell on All the Things No One is Talking About
UTB Reporter Lauren Sorantino sat down with Julia Bell from Bloomers for yet another episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
Pledge Given Sock by Senior Brother, Is Finally Free
Universally known to be a “gigantic fuck-up,” giving a pledge a sock calls for his immediate induction into the brotherhood per the bylaws of the Interfraternity Council.
"I Shit Scum like You," Says Penn Cop to Visiting High Schooler
During his visit to campus, Tucker O'Connell stole a mango Naked juice from Gourmet Grocer.
OP-ED: My Parents Pay My Rent, and I Expect Them To Continue Doing So
My parents pay my rent, and I see no indication that they will stop any time soon. They’re relieving a large financial burden on me, which allows me to fund my extremely expensive Ketamine habit.
Report: Some Students Actually Quite Happy
Despite the spine-breaking, sexless, and financially crippling nature of their existence, some students claimed to be, “Just fine,” “Grateful to be here,” and, even, “The best they’ve ever been.”