Opinion: I Think We Can Safely Say Global Warming is a Hoax

Before I begin, I wish to acknowledge that I am indeed putting myself in grave danger by speaking out on this matter. However, given recent weather-related events, I trust that the Penn community will support my freedom of expression, even after all the snow has settled.

Globalists across the world want to keep us as docile sheep, living in cages, ‘goyim’, the list goes on. There are many vehicles they use for keeping us controlled: globe earth, chemtrails, vegetables are ‘good for you’, the list goes on. But one is more sinister, more dangerous than all the rest: The “Global Warming” hoax. And after the recent snowfall causing, according to them, a “Suspension of Normal Operations”, many questions are raised, and few answers are given.

If the planet is warming, then why is it all snowy? If the planet is warming, why are they cancelling school? Why am I so cold? Nobody else is asking these questions, so I am asking these questions.

Here's where it gets interesting. Last Tuesday it was 45 degrees. I was outside in a hoodie, and I felt fine. Today it is 35 degrees. I did the math: 45 minus 35 is 10, divided by 2 is 5, plus the original 35 is 40 degrees, which is the average. Can you guess what the temperature will be on Wednesday? 40 degrees. The average temperature this week is 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and the average temperature next week, also 40. The climate is stable and they are not talking about it.

Stay warm out there. If you can. There are forces at play here… evil, cold forces.