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"Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club" Goes Public, Meme Economists Weigh In
Junior Tearfully Returns St. Paddy's Day T-Shirt to Back of His Closet, Where It Will Remain for the Next 360 Days
Our Pick for 'The Great Debate: Latke vs Hamantaschen'
An Open Letter to Bloomers: Give Me Back My Beloved Sink
You Aren't Cool Now Unless Your Parents Bought Shares of Canada Goose
Frats to Introduce Extreme Vetting for St. Patty's Weekend
Now That Break Is Over, the Next Thing This Senior Has to Look Forward to Is Retirement
Wear Green Tomorrow For Environmental Awareness!
Epic Fail: These Dumbass Trees Bloomed Too Early, and Paid the Price
Juilliard Voice Student Transfers to Penn Due to Superior A Cappella Scene
Coolest Archdiocese Ever? Junior Able to Drunkenly Eat Cheesesteaks on Friday
Student Demands Removal of All Campus References to Ben Franklin in Light of "Horrific" Daylight Saving Time
With Help of Russian Hackers, Jon Huntsman Jr. Can Finally Reserve GSRs
Forget Pi Day: This Student Knows the Dow Jones Industrial Average to Thirty-Five Decimal Points
