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(02/17/21 5:49am)
In a philanthropic move that has shocked the world of higher education, famed rap legend and cultural icon Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, better known by her stage name Nicki Minaj, has pledged to donate $100 million to Penn's psychological and counseling services center.
(02/16/21 4:05pm)
Following its recent announcement to require all sophomores to be on a dining plan, Penn is now moving to require all residents of the greater Philadelphia area to also be on Penn's meal plan. It hopes to phase out the Unites States Dollar entirely, replacing it with the Dining Dollar.
(02/09/21 5:26am)
Professor Brian Bernstein's Introduction to Biology class might cover the most basic fundamentals of the discipline, but it is rated as the hardest available course at Penn.
(02/10/21 1:07am)
Stephanie was excited to introduce her new boyfriend to her besties. She sat them down for brunch and told them, “He’s a total hunk, you guys. Hot, smart, and gay — the full package.”
(02/05/21 6:04am)
(02/05/21 6:04am)
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(09/02/22 5:09pm)
Wow! This interdisciplinary course on modern interpretations of Marxism has a fantastic lineup of readings, and the professor is great. The material is both engaging and challenging — I can’t wait for all this brilliant theory to penetrate my noggin.
(02/02/21 5:00am)
In a recent statement, President Amy Gutmann expressed her joy at the multiple health and safety risks posed by freshmen living on campus.
(06/07/20 5:16am)
Minneapolis police officer Martha Dean was feeling generous.
(03/05/20 5:00am)
SEPTA is finally cracking down on trolley drivers who show up to work without drinking in excess. The decision comes after decades of legal battles over the rights of trolley drivers who don’t binge drink. In recent court battles, the tide has shifted against this minority of non-drinking trolley operators.
(02/18/20 6:02am)
Famed emporium of luxurious provisions Fresh Grocer has recently announced that it will permanently be closing its doors. Here’s why the Penn community has an obligation to steal as much as possible before that happens:
(02/20/20 5:34am)
SPEC is proud to announce that Grammy Award-winning and multinational superstar Frank Ocean will not be headlining this year’s Spring Fling. Instead, performing artist Camila Cabello, apolitical quitter of Fifth Harmony and Shawn Mendes’ beard, will be performing her entire discography.
(02/11/20 5:00am)
In a breathtaking feat of courage, President Amy Gutmann has defied student desires and popular opinion by choosing to divest from coal and tar sands while ingeniously remaining invested in all other forms of fossil fuels.
(02/08/20 5:00am)
Have you been feeling hopeless, panicked, or uncontrollably sad? Well, rather than seeking help or telling yourself that you are loved and have lots to look forward to, there are several reasons why you should actually feel guilty about your depression, even though it is an illness you are not at fault for.
(02/06/20 7:00am)
In the wake of several reports of negative energy swirling concentrated vortices at West and Down, the popular University City joint has now been permanently shut down.
(01/30/20 5:00am)
College junior Benedict Arnold was eating lunch with his girlfriend, College junior Rebecca Moore, when the conversation turned dangerously political.
(01/16/20 3:32am)
The Mask and Wig Club, a private club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, founded in 1889, is the oldest all-male collegiate musical comedy troupe in the United States. Here is an inside look into the minds behind the production.
(11/12/19 3:43pm)
President Amy Gutmann announced Monday that she will be renaming herself following a 250 million dollar donation to the school.
(11/09/19 5:22pm)
Professor Edward Hardy of the Mathematics department recently told College sophomore Jay Howard that he should probably withdraw from the class.
(11/10/19 4:41pm)
President Madame Amy Gutmann and racist beekeeper David Cohen, along with their subordinates on the Board of Trustees of the University of Pennsylvania, have unanimously voted to relocate CAPS to Camden, New Jersey.