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Protests Erupt Across Campus After University Replaces All Leavened Bread With Matzo
David Akst
Wednesday, April 12, 2017Wed, Apr 12, 2017
Quaker Days Hosts Shocked to Find Out Their Baby Quakers Aren't Actual Babies
Needhi Mehta
Wednesday, April 12, 2017Wed, Apr 12, 2017
New Starbucks to Fill Space Left by American Apparel
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, April 11, 2017Tue, Apr 11, 2017
Student "Doing Work" on College Green Accomplishes Literally Nothing for Four Hours
David Akst
Tuesday, April 11, 2017Tue, Apr 11, 2017
Passover Miracle: Student Parts Locust Walk to Escape Flyering
Seth Fein
Tuesday, April 11, 2017Tue, Apr 11, 2017
Evolution in Action? Junior Wearing Large Coat Today Didn't Even Feel Hot
David Akst
Monday, April 10, 2017Mon, Apr 10, 2017
I Got an Internship and Immediately Posted It on Facebook
Mackenzie Lukas
Friday, April 7, 2017Fri, Apr 7, 2017
Penn Researchers Develop Drug That Recreates Feeling of Receiving a Green Light in Both Directions When Crossing the Street
Seth Fein
Friday, April 7, 2017Fri, Apr 7, 2017
New Store on Walnut Selling "Slightly Soiled Sheets" for Frat Advertising Needs
Rebecca Tan
Thursday, April 6, 2017Thu, Apr 6, 2017
Wharton MBAs Decide to Network in Front of Huntsman Escalator, Make Everyone Late to Class
Alessandro Consuelos
Thursday, April 6, 2017Thu, Apr 6, 2017
Penn Senior Cures Cancer, Posts on Facebook “So I did a thing…”
Amanda Nart
Wednesday, April 5, 2017Wed, Apr 5, 2017
