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Click Here To See Why Global Warming Is A Scam

Lila Gutstein Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2016Tue, Nov 29, 2016

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UTB Style Guide: How To Get Through This Weather

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2016Tue, Nov 29, 2016

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Too Hot For Canada Geese

Bowman Cooper Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2016Tue, Nov 29, 2016

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Think Cyber Monday Is Safer Than Black Friday? Think Again.

UTB Editor Monday, Nov. 28, 2016Mon, Nov 28, 2016

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Four Day Post-Thanksgiving Recovery Diet

David Akst Monday, Nov. 28, 2016Mon, Nov 28, 2016

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Cyber Monday? Nah, Cider Monday!

Mackenzie Lukas Monday, Nov. 28, 2016Mon, Nov 28, 2016

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Five New Exercise Programs To Try After Thanksgiving

Rebecca Tan Monday, Nov. 28, 2016Mon, Nov 28, 2016

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Dear White Folk, Sorry You Have To Spend This Weekend With Your Crazy Relatives

UTB Editor Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2016Wed, Nov 23, 2016

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Tomorrow You'll Feast On Ben Franklin's Patriotism

Mackenzie Lukas Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2016Wed, Nov 23, 2016

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Terrible Talking Points You Can't Avoid This Thanksgiving

David Akst and Alessandro Consuelos Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2016Tue, Nov 22, 2016

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Penn's English Language Program Works With Hot Professional Soccer Players

UTB Editor Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2016Tue, Nov 22, 2016

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Finally, Penn Makes The News For Something Positive

Becky Molinoff Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2016Tue, Nov 22, 2016

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Oh You Ran A (Half) Marathon? Tell Me More

Lila Gutstein Monday, Nov. 21, 2016Mon, Nov 21, 2016

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PennVet Student Who Masturbated Horse For Free Can Now Do So For Money

Seth Fein Monday, Nov. 21, 2016Mon, Nov 21, 2016

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After 2 Years, Penn Football Captures 5/6 Of The Ivy League Championship

Sophie Trotto Monday, Nov. 21, 2016Mon, Nov 21, 2016

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Inspiring: Roommate To Go Full Communist Due To Trump Presidency

Alessandro Consuelos Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2016Wed, Nov 16, 2016

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This Is Your Fault, Mark Ruffalo

David Akst Tuesday, Nov. 15, 2016Tue, Nov 15, 2016

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