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Beware Of Airborne Sea Creatures

Lila Gutstein Monday, Sept. 12, 2016Mon, Sep 12, 2016

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The Rooster Party Is The Freshman Political Party We Don't Need, Or Want

UTB Editor Monday, Sept. 12, 2016Mon, Sep 12, 2016

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Ashton Kutcher Won't Be Sending His Daughter To Penn - Thanks A Lot Oz

UTB Editor Monday, Sept. 12, 2016Mon, Sep 12, 2016

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Be Mad At Oz And Not The People Protesting

UTB Editor Monday, Sept. 12, 2016Mon, Sep 12, 2016

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Don't Be A Cretin

UTB Editor Saturday, Sept. 10, 2016Sat, Sep 10, 2016

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What Happened To All Of Those Mean Anonymous Apps?

UTB Editor Friday, Sept. 9, 2016Fri, Sep 9, 2016

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Shut Up About College Rankings

UTB Editor Friday, Sept. 9, 2016Fri, Sep 9, 2016

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Did You Share That HONY Post On Hillary Yet?

UTB Editor Thursday, Sept. 8, 2016Thu, Sep 8, 2016

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Listerv Hacked by "Daddy DeTurck"

Sophie Trotto Thursday, Sept. 8, 2016Thu, Sep 8, 2016

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Come To Our Open House Tonight

Matt Kelemen Thursday, Sept. 8, 2016Thu, Sep 8, 2016

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iLoveMakonnen is Headlining Skimmerfest, And Here Are His Best Songs

David Akst Thursday, Sept. 8, 2016Thu, Sep 8, 2016

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I Went To Brunch On The Battleship And Now I'm In The Navy

David Akst Thursday, Sept. 8, 2016Thu, Sep 8, 2016

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Wild Wednesday Cancelled This Week

UTB Editor Wednesday, Sept. 7, 2016Wed, Sep 7, 2016

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Freshman Loses Virginity, Isn't All That Impressed

Alessandro Consuelos Wednesday, Sept. 7, 2016Wed, Sep 7, 2016

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Please Help Penn Masala Find The Top 5 Hottest Girls On Campus!!

UTB Editor Tuesday, Sept. 6, 2016Tue, Sep 6, 2016

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Is Wild Wednesday Still On For Tomorrow?

UTB Editor Tuesday, Sept. 6, 2016Tue, Sep 6, 2016

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Bill Clinton Is At Made in America, Unconfirmed If Attending Owls' Brunch

Sunday, Sept. 4, 2016Sun, Sep 4, 2016

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