Uh Oh! Your Spotify Wrapped Says You Spent 94,564 Minutes Being a Basic Bitch

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OMG. The Spotify Wrapped 2018 results are in — you spent 94,564 minutes being basic as hell this year! Looks like all those hours playing “Body” by Loud Luxury have finally paid off.  

According to Spotify’s calculations, you spent 25,486 minutes listening to “Mo Bamba” by Sheck Wes, 14,891 minutes listening to “I Like It” by Cardi B, a whopping 53,564 minutes listening to “The Middle” by Zedd, and 623 minutes eating avocado toast. Remember 2016 when your most played song was “Closer” by the Chainsmokers? Old habits die hard. 

94,564 minutes is a long time — longer than your snapchat story after a Drake concert. That’s 1,576 hours, 65 days, nine weeks. You were a basic bitch for nine whole weeks this year!? Alexa, play “no tears left to cry” by Ariana Grande

Let’s be honest though, you were a basic bitch for the other 43 weeks too. thank u, next.

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