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UTB's resident bon-vivant Lauren Sorantino sat down with Carson Kahoe, the Director of Without a Net, for the third episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
UTB Reporter Lauren Sorantino sat down with Julia Bell from Bloomers for yet another episode of UTB Coffee Chats, brought to you by Gia Pronto Kitchen.
While Street went random with the new Penn 10 this year, UTB didn't have to look far to find the 10 worst students on Penn's campus.
Oh no! You're desperately trying to focus in your Legal Studies 101 class, but your mind is wandering to the purple-clad member of The Wiggles Jeff, instead. Here's how to regain your focus so you can learn about law and social values instead of thinking about Jeff's cool hairstyle.
Haha, wow! The girl who sits in front of you in class — College junior Eliza Curtain — is actually doing work today, so things are probably over with Ben from ZBT. Up until this point in the semester, she had spent the weekly three hour seminar exclusively texting Ben instead of taking notes.
Cadie Marshal (C ‘19) recently participated in class and subsequently rewarded herself for her heroic actions with a full day of rest.
College can be tough on your self-esteem for a number of reasons, and the biggest reason is most likely that you find yourself planning your own birthday pregame each time the big day rolls around.
Are you a child of divorce? Did you attend 12 years of Catholic school? Is your hometown a painfully homogenous suburb of a postindustrial, mid-sized city in northern Delaware?
Wow! It turns out Strega Nona really is that bitch.
1. You suddenly hallucinate an indoor night pool full of drunk twenty-somethings and overhear an insincere conversation...
Sick! Last week, Penn dropped a much-anticipated announcement about the 2019 commencement address: the speaker will be the Beats by Dre Pill Plus.
Hey. Yes, I’m finally here — even though I’m 35 minutes late to this hour long meeting.
We all know your spring break plans are going to eventually fall apart, but that doesn't mean everything in your life has to as well. UTB has compiled a list of five sturdy notebooks that will stay together despite the fact that they have a paper due the Monday after spring break.
College senior Zoey Albonnet has a lot on her plate right now — except a well-balanced meal. She is allegedly so busy that she can barely find time to get proper nutrition.
A new report from the Pew Research Center found that 99% of Penn seniors’ trauma from freshman year was unearthed at the Feb Club First Toast event last week.
Huge win! College senior Laura Fiorentino scored E.T. as her date to her sorority's final date night.
Devastating! Mark and Jane Curtain, parents of College junior Eliza Curtain, are paying a lot of money for their daughter to text Ben from ZBT while she’s in class.
Julia Smith (C '22) hasn’t exactly been accommodating when it comes to her best friend Lucy Martinez’s (C '22) pledging schedule.
Listen up! There's a new rule in town: clogs are now required to enter the Kelly Writers House.
Hooray! It's that time of year again. Everyone (except you) is getting tapped for senior societies. It's hard enough to talk about senior societies with your own friends; discussing senior societies with people away from Penn is even harder.