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Penn Accidentally Sends Acceptances to Every 17- and 18-Year-Old Member of The Top 1%, Will Not Rescind Any
Seth Fein
Saturday, March 4, 2017Sat, Mar 4, 2017
Student Born on Leap Year Deserves Special Treatment Because He's 5, Classmates Agree
Becky Molinoff
Thursday, March 2, 2017Thu, Mar 2, 2017
An Open Letter to the New Contactless PennCard Swipe System
Lea Eisenberg
Thursday, March 2, 2017Thu, Mar 2, 2017
Freshman Valiantly Tries To Give Up Social Media For Lent
Rebecca Tan
Thursday, March 2, 2017Thu, Mar 2, 2017
Blasphemy Win: This Sophomore Gave Up Giving Things Up for Lent
Josh Ogunleye
Wednesday, March 1, 2017Wed, Mar 1, 2017
Best Alternative (Right) Spring Break Destinations!
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, March 1, 2017Wed, Mar 1, 2017
Indecisive College Freshman Creates a Hundred Mock Schedules
Seyoung Kim
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017Tue, Feb 28, 2017
Here's What Dean Furda and Kevin Hart Talked About
David Akst
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017Tue, Feb 28, 2017
8 Foolproof Ways Penn Men’s Basketball Can Win March Madness
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017Tue, Feb 28, 2017
Student Somehow Evades Van Pelt’s Flawless Bag Check, Steals 5 Books
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017Tue, Feb 28, 2017
Dean Furda Hung Out With Kevin Hart at a Sixers Game, and Here's the Video
David Akst
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017Tue, Feb 28, 2017
Donald Trump Misses Drop Period for Presidency; Has to Stick With It Until the End of the Term
Sophie Trotto
Monday, Feb. 27, 2017Mon, Feb 27, 2017
Penn Honors Failed Alumni by Inscribing Their Names in Loose Bricks on Locust
Rebecca Tan
Monday, Feb. 27, 2017Mon, Feb 27, 2017
