Yeah, uh, it's a tent. 

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A cinematic masterpiece from UTB. 

Parents, how do they tick? We sent a veteran UTB reporter undercover as a Penn Dad to find out.

This guy lost his toothbrush, so now he puts toothpaste on everything. Here is his story.

Alums share their thoughts on some of the biggest campus issues: dissection, gluten, and so much more.

Penn's spiciest publication takes on Penn's spiciest bowl.

Sometimes a well-defined jawline just isn't enough.

If you know anyone looking for an internship, this position is probably still open.

We collaborated with a University-approved bartender to showcase a number of classic drinks and some seasonal ones, too. Bottoms up!

We chronicled the journey of a man and his backpack full of chili. Is it a protein-filled, on-the-go lunch for the busy Penn student? Or is it just a messy inconvenience? You decide.

Our staff has no idea what onions are, but they each took a bite out of one to find out. How will they feel about this new food?