Friend Also Bully
In a stunning show of range, local friend Josh Laby (W '18) has also established himself as a bully to his small circle of friends.
Sam Tolbert
Street Preacher Successfully Converts Two Tour Groups to Pentecostalism
Often seen shouting obscenities and threatening women, the street preacher rarely persuades many students. However, two groups of prospective students touring Penn found his unique brand of radical Christianity and millennialism enticing enough to join his small fundamentalist cult.
Friend Also Bully
In a stunning show of range, local friend Josh Laby (W '18) has also established himself as a bully to his small circle of friends.
Fraternity Philanthropy Win: Donate Your Juul To Help Support West Philly Schools
In a unprecedented display of benevolence and charity, fraternity Zeta Alpha Gamma is reaching out across campus to collected new and used Juul cartridges to donate to underserved kids in the West Philadelphia school system.
Street Preacher Successfully Converts Two Tour Groups to Pentecostalism
Often seen shouting obscenities and threatening women, the street preacher rarely persuades many students. However, two groups of prospective students touring Penn found his unique brand of radical Christianity and millennialism enticing enough to join his small fundamentalist cult.
International Student in $500 Yeezy T-Shirt Confuses Kanye with Tupac
Contrary to her ostensible enthusiasm for Kanye West's music and hyper-modern aesthetic, international student Jessica Bishop (W '20), currently wearing a Yeezy brand shirt purchased for $500, still confuses Kanye West with Tupac Shakur.
Hip Penn Grandmother Sends Newspaper Clippings on How to Deal With Never-Ending Torrents of Anxiety and Depression
Always trying to adjust to the times, Penn grandmother Bess Walderstein is sure that her weekly envelope of newspaper clippings to her grandson, Connor (W '20), is relevant and helpful to his life at Penn.
Penn Tour Group Has Already Become a Status Obsessed Hell
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, April 11, 2018Wed, Apr 11, 2018
Sophomore Just Sort of Expecting Life to Get Worse
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, April 4, 2018Wed, Apr 4, 2018
Penn men's basketball 2018 season in review | Wow, you guys are tall
Sam Tolbert
Tuesday, March 27, 2018Tue, Mar 27, 2018
'God, I Could Use a Cigarette,' Thinks 17-Year-Old With Asthma
Sam Tolbert
Friday, March 23, 2018Fri, Mar 23, 2018
OP-ED: Pledging is Bad But So Is...War? Is that a Good Argument?
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, March 21, 2018Wed, Mar 21, 2018
Penn Basketball Asked Who They Know at NCAA Tournament
Sam Tolbert
Thursday, March 15, 2018Thu, Mar 15, 2018
Irony of Great Gatsby Frat Mixer Hits Junior Like a Ton of Fucking Bricks
Sam Tolbert
Sunday, Feb. 25, 2018Sun, Feb 25, 2018
OP-ED: Remember, You Were All Nerds in High School
Sam Tolbert
Sunday, Feb. 11, 2018Sun, Feb 11, 2018
OP-ED: I May Not Understand What Cultural Appropriation is, But I Will Die Before I Admit it is Bad
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018Wed, Feb 7, 2018
Penn Creates Fund for Donors Implicated in Mueller Investigation
Sam Tolbert
Friday, Feb. 2, 2018Fri, Feb 2, 2018
Newly Religious Student Doesn’t Do Cocaine on Shabbat
Sam Tolbert
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2018Wed, Jan 31, 2018
OP-ED: I'm Definitely the Coolest Kid in This Class
Sam Tolbert
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2018Thu, Jan 25, 2018
Physicists Astonished as TEDxPenn Speaker Collapses Inside Own Asshole
Sam Tolbert
Tuesday, Jan. 23, 2018Tue, Jan 23, 2018
