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Excuse me, sorry, pardon me, could I just sneak in ther– yeah awesome thank you so much. Sorry, I know its November but I always forget that this class starts at 1:30 and not 1:37.
You know when you were 5 and you showed your parents a pretty drawing you made? And they said, “wow that’s so great, but could it be better?” That’s how I feel about those Puck Frinceton shirts we get every couple of years.
Sorry tired Rodin residents, those loud late nights next door are just getting started. New College House West construction is starting to really pick up steam, with all of the equipment beginning to fire on all cylinders.
In a shocking turn of events, the University has announced that the University of Pennsylvania Carey Law School will retain its short-form name of "Penn Law," due to widespread backlash regarding the change to "Carey Law." In an even more shocking turn of events, it seems as though law students are better at arguing their point of view and achieving the outcome they desire than their classmates across the street at the design school.
Midterms are a double-edged sword. Sure, they aren’t fun at all sometimes, but other times they are! I, for one, enjoy the sense of comradery that has been built between me and some of my friends because of the classes we had to endure together. All of the late nights, monster energy drink in right hand, laptop in left hand, and sadness on face.
The recent closure of Bobby’s Burger Palace has left many students perplexed with a complex issue. Where can they go to drown their weekly sorrows in large, chilled, probably overpriced milkshakes?
Stopping into CVS is like being transported to a new world. On one side, we have an isolated ghost town with some perfectly lovely cashiers. On the other, we encounter a scene reminiscent of Planet of the Apes
Alright High Rise Field, listen up buddy because I’ve had enough. I can’t deal with you anymore. Sure, Winnie the Pooh may have his enjoyed his blustery day in the hundred-acre wood but me? Not so much dude.
Oh they just can’t wait to eat steak! Potential members of the Penn class of 2026 have already begun filling out applications for the 2022-2023 school year. Each one is hoping and praying to be on campus just in time for the actual opening of Steve's Prince of Steaks.
Well well well, another day, another life lesson learned. It seems as though Brett from LIT103 thinks he’s too cool for gradual elevation changes and instead likes to alter altitudes his own way. That’s right everyone, Brett Hawkins (C ’23) used the Fisher-Bennett Elevator to get to his class on the second floor.
Riddle me this, fellow test-takers. Do you all strive for exercise more than efficiency? Test-taking is all about efficiency, so why does that suddenly all change when you’re about to hand in an exam? It’s time for us all to come together and end the stigma of getting up to hand in a midterm while having your backpack on your back.
She’s so close she can almost taste it!
The impenetrable sterling gates to Castle have been slightly weakened. Last weekend, I was able to waltz right into the prime Locust Walk real estate. Now yes, the shirt that I was wearing may have had a Penn Maintenance logo in the top left corner, but I think it was my charisma that carried me inside.
Oh hey! Are you also heading over to class now? Sweet me too. I was worried I was going to be late, but you’re here too. So now it’s like I’m not late, because we’ll be walking in at the same time.
Interested in bringing a guest into this magnificent building? Great, we love company, as long as they’re quiet, kind, considerate, and don’t eat or breath or anything silly like that.
When people say don’t be “that guy,” the guy that they are referring to is Stan. When your high school guidance counselor said to be well-rounded with lots of interests so you weren't one dimensional, they were making a subtle reference to Stan. Stan is pursuing one goal, and that goal is to exist in every photo that will ever be taken at any date night.
At the New York World’s Fair In 1964, Walt Disney premiered his iconic attraction "It’s a Small World," and that could not be more apparent to anyone than those taking GEOL 103 this semester.
Not sure what classes you should take next semester? UTB and your peers have got you covered by revealing the brutal truth behind some of Penn's most popular courses.
Hey, how are you how’ve you been? I’m not sure the best way to say this, but like so what’s been going on the past ten years?
My dream was so crazy last night, I need to tell you about it. No don’t worry it’ll be super fast — it was just so crazy. So I was walking in the supermarket, and I thought saw my first grade teacher. I tried to yell "Mr. Monroe! Mr. Monroe!" But he didn’t answer. Instead he turned around, and it was our family friend who lives in Toledo who’s never been to our supermarket!