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Student Skips Meeting for Extra Hour to Procrastinate on Homework
Penn Researchers: We Can Now Definitively Say Dinosaurs Liked Cuddling
Fraternity Brother Brings Cousin to Date Night
BREAKING: Penn Dining Introduces Flavored Food
Student Who Spent 3 Hours Getting Resume to Fit One More Line Claims to Not Have Time to Do Anything Political on Campus
VIDEO: The Toothpaster
This guy lost his toothbrush, so now he puts toothpaste on everything. Here is his story.
Girl Keeps Dollar Sign Nose Piercing in for Interview, Gets Goldman Position
Lucy’s Definitive Spirit Animal Is a Giraffe but Not Because of Her Long Ass Neck
New Study Finds That Students Who Put Up Virtual Fireplaces in GSRs are Less Productive
Amazing: This Senior Is Taking Eight Advanced CIS Courses AND Has a 0.4 GPA
"Brunch Is An Occasional Treat," Says Dude Who Gets it Twice Per Weekend
Genius: Freshman Puts out of Order Sign on Shower So No One Else Will Use It
Senior Quits All Extracurriculars So He Can Finally Have Control of His Facebook Profile
Student With 'So Much Work' Spends One Hour Sitting on Bed Wearing Towel
Penn Football’s Hopes for 41/42 of Ivy League Trophy Dashed After Yale Victory
Meal Swipe/Dining Dollar Exchange Rate Plummets to All Time Low, NASDAQ in Free Fall
Penn Offers ‘Intro to Astrology’ to Fulfill Physical World Sector
Loophole Alert! Student Uses Walkie Talkie to Cheat on Exam
Freshman Loses Not Just Phone But Entire Life Thanks to Phone Wallet
Report: Girl With 64oz Water Bottle Averages 3.2 Bathroom Breaks per Class
