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Shocking: Student From Major U.S. City Actually From Suburb 35 Minutes Outside City Limits
Elizabeth Beugg
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OP ED: You Can Study All You Want, but I Have a Photographic Memory
Srinivas Mandyam
Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2017Wed, Dec 6, 2017
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Charlie Sosnick
Tuesday, Dec. 5, 2017Tue, Dec 5, 2017
5 Subtle Ways to Let Your Hot Professor Know You're a Sapiosexual
Lea Eisenberg
Tuesday, Dec. 5, 2017Tue, Dec 5, 2017
These Students Used Predictive Text to Write Emails to Their Professors: Here's What Happened
Seyoung Kim
Monday, Dec. 4, 2017Mon, Dec 4, 2017
Owned: Trump Creates New Tax Plan to Get Back at Grad Student TAs Who Failed Him
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Lauren Sorantino
Monday, Dec. 4, 2017Mon, Dec 4, 2017
QUIZ: Ladies, When Was the Last Time You Washed Your Bra?
Lea Eisenberg
Monday, Dec. 4, 2017Mon, Dec 4, 2017
OP-ED: I Refuse to Support This Destructive and Irresponsible Senate Tax Bill Until It Is Presented to Me in MLA Format
Seth Fein
Monday, Dec. 4, 2017Mon, Dec 4, 2017
Campus Uproar Over John de New College House West’s Slave-Owning History
Sam Tolbert
Monday, Dec. 4, 2017Mon, Dec 4, 2017
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Gena Basha
Monday, Dec. 4, 2017Mon, Dec 4, 2017
OP-ED: No, Sir, I Took Five Gap Years, And That's Why My ID Says I'm 26
Mackenzie Lukas
Sunday, Dec. 3, 2017Sun, Dec 3, 2017
BYO Soul: The Penn Interfaith Council Advertises Its Winter Get-Together In A Mostly Wholesome Email
Amanda Nart
Sunday, Dec. 3, 2017Sun, Dec 3, 2017
How to Read News Now That You Finished Your 10 Free NYT Articles for the Month
Lauren Sorantino
Sunday, Dec. 3, 2017Sun, Dec 3, 2017
Professor Argues That Pottruck Basketball Courts Are Evidence of Global Warming
Karman Cheema
Saturday, Dec. 2, 2017Sat, Dec 2, 2017
