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An Open Letter to Bloomers: Give Me Back My Beloved Sink
Alessandro Consuelos
Monday, March 20, 2017Mon, Mar 20, 2017
You Aren't Cool Now Unless Your Parents Bought Shares of Canada Goose
David Akst
Sunday, March 19, 2017Sun, Mar 19, 2017
Frats to Introduce Extreme Vetting for St. Patty's Weekend
Alessandro Consuelos
Friday, March 17, 2017Fri, Mar 17, 2017
Now That Break Is Over, the Next Thing This Senior Has to Look Forward to Is Retirement
Lauren Sorantino
Thursday, March 16, 2017Thu, Mar 16, 2017
Wear Green Tomorrow For Environmental Awareness!
Becky Molinoff
Thursday, March 16, 2017Thu, Mar 16, 2017
Epic Fail: These Dumbass Trees Bloomed Too Early, and Paid the Price
Becky Molinoff
Wednesday, March 15, 2017Wed, Mar 15, 2017
Juilliard Voice Student Transfers to Penn Due to Superior A Cappella Scene
Seyoung Kim
Wednesday, March 15, 2017Wed, Mar 15, 2017
Coolest Archdiocese Ever? Junior Able to Drunkenly Eat Cheesesteaks on Friday
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, March 15, 2017Wed, Mar 15, 2017
Student Demands Removal of All Campus References to Ben Franklin in Light of "Horrific" Daylight Saving Time
Rebecca Tan
Tuesday, March 14, 2017Tue, Mar 14, 2017
With Help of Russian Hackers, Jon Huntsman Jr. Can Finally Reserve GSRs
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, March 14, 2017Tue, Mar 14, 2017
Forget Pi Day: This Student Knows the Dow Jones Industrial Average to Thirty-Five Decimal Points
Josh Ogunleye
Tuesday, March 14, 2017Tue, Mar 14, 2017
Dumb Freshman From California Reportedly "Excited" For Blizzard
David Akst
Monday, March 13, 2017Mon, Mar 13, 2017
Clean Out Your Fridge with These Genius Recipes
Lea Eisenberg
Monday, March 13, 2017Mon, Mar 13, 2017
