Make sure the cream rises to the top!
In heels, you discover that the two of you are the same height. You also share a penchant for Pink Whitney and men.
Here are six impressive sounding roles you can drop at the table that Granny and Gramps are definitely not going to question.
Can I have a wooder?
Don’t hate me. I’ll ask if they’ll make an exception for you, you beautiful Wasian. I don’t know if they will but I’ll do everything in my power to ask just for you.
Having seen each other naked last Saturday, the two students are terrified of what the other might think now that both their clothes will be on.
Butterball’s death marks the first pardoned Turkey fatality since the tradition’s advent in 1963, under the Kennedy Administration.
1. Dining room table in my apartment Where have my roommates and I been eating dinner, you ask? The couch. 2. Clean couch in my apartment I like to play this game where I focus on a new square foot of the couch every day and imagine what might’ve stained it. The answer is always food.
Can't blame a girl for being hungry, especially when she only had an iced latte for lunch.
The student was found staggering across High Rise field, muttering "I must not steal, I must not steal."
The Good News Is Here. Join the Task Forces.
Interim President Jameson has announced he is done fucking around and is now strapped.
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