I Lived It: I Used My SDT Code to Buy Pool Party Tickets and It Made the Price More Expensive
That's weird: I inserted my “discount code” and the price went up by $5.
Ouch! My Big Little Reveal Was Just a Picture of Me Before and After Ozempic
I was the last one called up, and something weird happened: The lights turned off, and a projector turned on. Slowly a curtain opened to a picture of me from 5 years ago.
ABG This. ABB That. What Happened to Asian Baby Studybots?
What happened to: “Damn, that tiny Asian kid is a piano PRODIGY!”
Zete Unilaterally Celebrated for Implementing Trump's DEI Policies Two Decades in Advance
Zete knew this day was coming.
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These two bodacious blonde bombshells and this bitchy gay boy? We're a package deal. Now let us into your All-White Party!
Guest Essay: My Visit to Pottruck Student Fitness Center by Ocean Vuong
All this time I told myself that I go to the gym as a habit of health — but I was wrong, Ma. I have been deceitful to you, but how could you understand why? Because the thing about beauty is that it’s only beautiful outside of itself.
BREAKING: Ashley, Maya Is Planning on Asking Drew to Tri Delta Date Night Too
Also, Amelia called you fat at APES late night
BREAKING: Penn Situationship Responds He Not Looking For Anything Serious After You Ask For, Like, Basic Reciprocity Even Though He Said Last Week What You Two Had Was Special
Local man does not keep his word. More at 5.
BREAKING: Entrepreneur Elon Musk (W CAS ’97) Adds Fuel to Former President and 1968 Wharton Graduate Donald Trump’s Comment on Former Penn Presidential Professor of Practice Joe Biden’s Housing of Classified Documents at the Penn Biden Center (Penn)
Yesterday, Twitter CEO Elon Musk (W CAS ’97) voiced his support for former President Trump’s (W ’68) tirade against the current scandal engulfing President Joe Biden.