Shocking: Eating a Caprese Sandwich Every Day of the Summer Does THIS to Your Body
While you were sitting in a cubicle this summer, so was I. One fatal difference: I was eating a caprese sandwich.
Last Night Was a Blur - Did I Enter the 9th Circle of Hell or a Penn Frat Party?
I scurry out, alongside two rats.
“I Gave My Girlfriend Her First STD” and Other Top Five Things to Bring Up at Your Next Consulting Club Coffee Chat
Make sure your coffee-chatter doesn't immediately regret meeting you.
Thousands Gather to Mourn 16-year Anniversary of Main Line Teen Disappearance
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Penn in Washington Opens New Campus in Spokane
Students interested in the program are encouraged to reach out to their advisors with any questions. Applications for the spring cohort, which will be led by famous Spokane resident and critical race theory professor Rachel Dolezal, open on September 17th and close on September 17th.
Your Housewarming Sucked So I Turned On All Your Gas Burners and Left
Why the fuck were your overhead lights on?
Student Without Public Fear Buys Grommons Condoms
OP-ED: Reevaluating My Self-Worth After Seeing Classmates With Wedding Rings
OP-ED: Don’t Worry Seniors, You Still Have One Year to Make the Lifelong Friends You Haven’t Made Yet
Hope is not lost for you yet, washed-up seniors. You still have a chance. Two semesters, two chances to succeed. Maybe it’s not too late to get tapped for a senior society. That’ll fix everything.