Can't blame a girl for being hungry, especially when she only had an iced latte for lunch.
The major’s inaugural class would matriculate in Fall 2027, with students taking courses such as “MUSC 4673: Traditional Wasian Music from Laufey to Olivia Rodrigo” and “COMM 0180: How To Announce That You’re Wasian Without Being Annoying About It.”
Don’t hate me. I’ll ask if they’ll make an exception for you, you beautiful Wasian. I don’t know if they will but I’ll do everything in my power to ask just for you.
Having seen each other naked last Saturday, the two students are terrified of what the other might think now that both their clothes will be on.
I am glad that I saw Pawsa live.
Penn New Yorkers tell their stories.
Why isn't anyone else wearing chaps?
My mother doesn’t drink much. Instead, she prefers to buy property, amassing generational wealth as a landlord.
How two divorced parents reignited their romance at Smokes this weekend
The student was found staggering across High Rise field, muttering "I must not steal, I must not steal."
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Interim President Jameson has announced he is done fucking around and is now strapped.
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