There she is, typing on her phone so elegantly with her hyper-extended index finger.
James complained: "the Lakers drafted my son Bronny so now we have to shower naked together after every game."
As someone who hasn’t had a girlfriend in 19 years, these are some of my favorites.
Ryan, a former Fisher resident, expressed his grief over Jeremy’s passing: “He’d swing by my room late at night with his buddies to say hi. He used to shit on the floor sometimes, which made me feel so validated cause I do that too. Jeremy was a real one… I’ll miss that little fucker with all my heart.”
Me? Jealous? I'm NOT jealous.
An experience, for sure.
I'm only telling you this because you're like my third best friend here.
Apollo joins the COB Phi Delt PC '25.
With a shiver, you realize you're doing numbers only child sex offenders are excited to hear.
Wonder is on track to be the first ever successful restaurant with inedible food
The student was found staggering across High Rise field, muttering "I must not steal, I must not steal."
The Good News Is Here. Join the Task Forces.
Interim President Jameson has announced he is done fucking around and is now strapped.
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