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Juilliard Voice Student Transfers to Penn Due to Superior A Cappella Scene
Seyoung Kim
Wednesday, March 15, 2017Wed, Mar 15, 2017
Coolest Archdiocese Ever? Junior Able to Drunkenly Eat Cheesesteaks on Friday
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, March 15, 2017Wed, Mar 15, 2017
Student Demands Removal of All Campus References to Ben Franklin in Light of "Horrific" Daylight Saving Time
Rebecca Tan
Tuesday, March 14, 2017Tue, Mar 14, 2017
With Help of Russian Hackers, Jon Huntsman Jr. Can Finally Reserve GSRs
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, March 14, 2017Tue, Mar 14, 2017
Forget Pi Day: This Student Knows the Dow Jones Industrial Average to Thirty-Five Decimal Points
Josh Ogunleye
Tuesday, March 14, 2017Tue, Mar 14, 2017
Dumb Freshman From California Reportedly "Excited" For Blizzard
David Akst
Monday, March 13, 2017Mon, Mar 13, 2017
Clean Out Your Fridge with These Genius Recipes
Lea Eisenberg
Monday, March 13, 2017Mon, Mar 13, 2017
Penn Accidentally Sends Acceptances to Every 17- and 18-Year-Old Member of The Top 1%, Will Not Rescind Any
Seth Fein
Saturday, March 4, 2017Sat, Mar 4, 2017
Student Born on Leap Year Deserves Special Treatment Because He's 5, Classmates Agree
Becky Molinoff
Thursday, March 2, 2017Thu, Mar 2, 2017
An Open Letter to the New Contactless PennCard Swipe System
Lea Eisenberg
Thursday, March 2, 2017Thu, Mar 2, 2017
Freshman Valiantly Tries To Give Up Social Media For Lent
Rebecca Tan
Thursday, March 2, 2017Thu, Mar 2, 2017
Blasphemy Win: This Sophomore Gave Up Giving Things Up for Lent
Josh Ogunleye
Wednesday, March 1, 2017Wed, Mar 1, 2017
Best Alternative (Right) Spring Break Destinations!
Alessandro Consuelos
Wednesday, March 1, 2017Wed, Mar 1, 2017
