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Rooster Party Threatens UTB Then Chickens Out

UTB Editor Monday, Sept. 26, 2016Mon, Sep 26, 2016

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Rooster Party Leader Cocks Over Fellow Class Board Candidates

UTB Editors Monday, Sept. 26, 2016Mon, Sep 26, 2016

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CAPS LOCK MALFUNCTION RESULTS IN AGGRESSIVE EMAIL TO PROFESSOR

Alessandro Consuelos Friday, Sept. 23, 2016Fri, Sep 23, 2016

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Race to the UA 2K16: People Making Promises They Can't Deliver

UTB Editors Friday, Sept. 23, 2016Fri, Sep 23, 2016

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I Whip My Bananas Back And Forth

Lila Gutstein Thursday, Sept. 22, 2016Thu, Sep 22, 2016

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Gena Basha Thursday, Sept. 22, 2016Thu, Sep 22, 2016

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On The Issues (Class Board Election Edition): Water Fountain Platforms

UTB Editor Wednesday, Sept. 21, 2016Wed, Sep 21, 2016

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Dear UA Candidates: Stop Promising Longer Dining Hall Hours

Gena Basha Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2016Tue, Sep 20, 2016

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Are You The Mayer Hall Arsonist? If So, Join UTB!

Matt Kelemen Monday, Sept. 19, 2016Mon, Sep 19, 2016

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Confession: I Love Cavanaugh's Grilled Cheese

Meredith Mitchell Monday, Sept. 19, 2016Mon, Sep 19, 2016

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Wannabe Investment Banker Suggests Stealing From High-Rises

Alessandro Consuelos Monday, Sept. 19, 2016Mon, Sep 19, 2016

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51 Ways To Make An Impression As A Freshman

UTB Editor Monday, Sept. 19, 2016Mon, Sep 19, 2016

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Penn Fights Back Against Weird, Gross "Preaching"

Rebecca Tan Thursday, Sept. 15, 2016Thu, Sep 15, 2016

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Want To Join A Capella? Take Our Placement Quiz!

Alessandro Consuelos Thursday, Sept. 15, 2016Thu, Sep 15, 2016

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New Stickers Wildly Screw Up Interpretation Of Rape Culture Flyers

UTB Editor Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2016Wed, Sep 14, 2016

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Apply To Join Under The Button

Matt Kelemen Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2016Wed, Sep 14, 2016

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"Life At Vet U" Will Save You From The 700th Article On Oz

Rebecca Tan Tuesday, Sept. 13, 2016Tue, Sep 13, 2016

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