Life is Too Short to Be Sad: Here’s How to Be Downright Miserable
We are but mere mortals in the grand scheme of things, so why waste your time on this earth feeling sad? Here’s how to feel downright miserable instead.
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Slurp! 5 Ways to Enjoy a Vial of Spit Once That Gullible Sucker Walks Outside
So, you’ve finally done it. Thanks to your glib demeanor, charming smile, and spare N-95 respirator, you’ve successfully tricked some unsuspecting chump into giving you a vial full of their saliva.
Blast From the Past: Here Are Four Genuine Smiles From People Who Are Intrinsically Satisfied with Life
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Wowza! Does anyone else remember this? Without further ado, here are four bonafide smiles from people who are free from the crushing despair of our modern era!
How to Recover from Having Your Snapchat Camera Flipped the Wrong Way While Taking a Piss at a Urinal
Stay perfectly still like you’re just a mannequin of a boy peeing. Science has proven that if you stay perfectly still, people will think you are a statue or an art installation.
5 Snarky Comments Your Roommate Kevin Probably Makes as He Steals Your Toiletries
“Wouldn’t this toilet paper just look so good in my bathroom instead?”
