Statisticians predict with 80% certainty and a 5% margin of error that the Penn Quaker himself will not survive, despite a flawless 200-year combat record.
Martin Luther wrote 95 of them and still had the energy, motivation, and balls left over to spearhead the entire Reformation.
Is it too much to ask for smaller gyros to fit my dainty, feminine mouth?
Sheesh, Joseph — join the 21st century and catfish your mom on Jdate like the rest of us.
Since I started riding my futuristic platform of gliding excellence, I haven't even come close to self-identifying as a failure. I self-identify as one of Nikola Tesla’s chosen few.
Is this Big Pharma using its massive Popeye arms to wrestle the country into shelling out more money?
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She was so flexible when we did sex! I was able to see into her whole belly button. Fellas, us non-virgins here know how hot that is.
They were domestics also. There was a PBR, which, well, who buys PBR in a glass bottle?
Here's the scenario: after throwing an absolutely bangin' mixer last night, you come downstairs to assess the carnage.
Perhaps the most advanced feature of the new advising system is seamless integration with Pennintouch.
School is BACK, and so is your insatiable, stress-fueled sexual appetite.
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Consider, deeply, the fact that you are not choosing rushes to discard, but, rather, rushes to keep.
Uncover those smoke detectors!
Finals season is upon us, and many students from the area are migrating home to increase their productivity while they prepare for exams. Allie Gross (E '20) is among the homeward bound, but one thing sets her apart from her peers: Allie has no intention of returning to campus this year.
Three days ago, Philadelphia courts were overflowing with an influx of women aged 18-24 interested not in appealing their speeding tickets or renewing their passports, but in simultaneously changing their names to “Katie.”
The straightforwardness and enthusiasm of an Aries is best characterized by the “Pret’s Ham and Cheese” baguette.
Fling has flung!!! Stop by Saxbys to pick up your HUP wristband and save time in the emergency room this weekend.