Here's the scenario: after throwing an absolutely bangin' mixer last night, you come downstairs to assess the carnage.
Perhaps the most advanced feature of the new advising system is seamless integration with Pennintouch.
School is BACK, and so is your insatiable, stress-fueled sexual appetite.
Once this policy is in place, any patrons who have not enrolled in two-step verification will be unable to access Smokey Joe's or utilize any of its resources. Violations are punishable by I.D. bend and permanent banishment.
Consider, deeply, the fact that you are not choosing rushes to discard, but, rather, rushes to keep.
Uncover those smoke detectors!
Finals season is upon us, and many students from the area are migrating home to increase their productivity while they prepare for exams. Allie Gross (E '20) is among the homeward bound, but one thing sets her apart from her peers: Allie has no intention of returning to campus this year.
Three days ago, Philadelphia courts were overflowing with an influx of women aged 18-24 interested not in appealing their speeding tickets or renewing their passports, but in simultaneously changing their names to “Katie.”
The straightforwardness and enthusiasm of an Aries is best characterized by the “Pret’s Ham and Cheese” baguette.
Fling has flung!!! Stop by Saxbys to pick up your HUP wristband and save time in the emergency room this weekend.