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Friend Group Spends Summer Jealous of Each Others' Internships
Seyoung Kim
Monday, July 10, 2017Mon, Jul 10, 2017
Penn Students Shocked to Learn There Is Another Grocery Store Near Campus
David Akst
Thursday, July 6, 2017Thu, Jul 6, 2017
7 Essential All-Pasta Cookbooks Any College Student Should Own
David Akst
Wednesday, July 5, 2017Wed, Jul 5, 2017
Student Currently Waking up at 7 AM for Work to Sleep Through All of His 9 AMs Next Semester
Sophie Trotto
Monday, July 3, 2017Mon, Jul 3, 2017
Desperate Junior Makes Fake PennCard So She Can Get into Smokes
Sophie Trotto
Thursday, June 29, 2017Thu, Jun 29, 2017
Incoming Freshman Excited to Try Harder Than All of His Classmates
Sophie Trotto
Friday, June 23, 2017Fri, Jun 23, 2017
Embarrassing! Student Says He's Playing Devil's Avocado During Recitation
Becky Molinoff
Wednesday, June 21, 2017Wed, Jun 21, 2017
Shameful: This Rising Junior Doesn't Even Have a Sick Internship
David Akst
Tuesday, June 20, 2017Tue, Jun 20, 2017
Five Tapestries You Need to Have in Your Dorm next Year
Sophie Trotto
Monday, June 19, 2017Mon, Jun 19, 2017
Sophomore Misses Pottruck, Won't Exercise Now Because Gym Is Too Far
Mackenzie Lukas
Friday, June 16, 2017Fri, Jun 16, 2017
Rising Junior Has Spent Entire Summer Taking Snapchats of Her Dog
Sophie Trotto
Thursday, June 15, 2017Thu, Jun 15, 2017
Student Sees Laptop Being Stolen After Being Asked to Watch It, Does Nothing
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, June 13, 2017Tue, Jun 13, 2017
Student Chooses to Waste Entire Summer by “Being Productive”
Kasra Khadem
Monday, June 12, 2017Mon, Jun 12, 2017
Celebs Tell Us: What's In My Bag? Feat. Amy Gutmann
Becky Molinoff
Friday, June 9, 2017Fri, Jun 9, 2017
Rising Junior Going Through Google Form Withdrawal
David Akst
Thursday, June 8, 2017Thu, Jun 8, 2017
SPEC to Pay Students to Attend next Fling Concert
Sophie Trotto
Wednesday, June 7, 2017Wed, Jun 7, 2017
BREAKING: Penn Students Have No Fucking Clue How Much Furniture Should Cost
Seth Fein
Tuesday, June 6, 2017Tue, Jun 6, 2017
