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Lame Incoming Freshman Ready to "Totally Reinvent" Himself
Kasra Khadem
Monday, Aug. 7, 2017Mon, Aug 7, 2017
True Story: My Sublessee Tried to Sell My Bed While I Was Sleeping in It
Becky Molinoff
Saturday, Aug. 5, 2017Sat, Aug 5, 2017
Forgetting How Terrible School Is, Students Appear Excited for Semester to Start
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, Aug. 1, 2017Tue, Aug 1, 2017
SFS Will Now Offer Undergrads Financial Aid for Only 47 Days
Sophie Trotto
Friday, July 28, 2017Fri, Jul 28, 2017
Rising Junior on Track to Watch 800 Hours of TV this Summer
Meredith Mitchell
Wednesday, July 26, 2017Wed, Jul 26, 2017
Student Repeatedly Lowers Expectations for Summer Goals
Seyoung Kim
Monday, July 24, 2017Mon, Jul 24, 2017
Sean Spicer to Accept Teaching Position at the Annenberg School for Communication
Sophie Trotto
Friday, July 21, 2017Fri, Jul 21, 2017
Humiliating! Student References Avocado’s Number During Chem Lab
Becky Molinoff
Thursday, July 20, 2017Thu, Jul 20, 2017
BREAKING: College Senior Finally Takes AP Scores Off Resume
Kasra Khadem
Wednesday, July 19, 2017Wed, Jul 19, 2017
Panicking Junior Still Has No Idea What She Wants to Do in Life
Sophie Trotto
Monday, July 17, 2017Mon, Jul 17, 2017
Meet the Junior Working on an App and Two Entrees This Summer
David Akst
Thursday, July 13, 2017Thu, Jul 13, 2017
Shocking: Gutmann Announces Plans to Build $1.2 Billion English Building
David Akst
Wednesday, July 12, 2017Wed, Jul 12, 2017
Donald Trump Jr.'s Penn Email Signature Leaked: 'FYI I Do NOT Attend Penn State'
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, July 11, 2017Tue, Jul 11, 2017
Friend Group Spends Summer Jealous of Each Others' Internships
Seyoung Kim
Monday, July 10, 2017Mon, Jul 10, 2017
Penn Students Shocked to Learn There Is Another Grocery Store Near Campus
David Akst
Thursday, July 6, 2017Thu, Jul 6, 2017
7 Essential All-Pasta Cookbooks Any College Student Should Own
David Akst
Wednesday, July 5, 2017Wed, Jul 5, 2017
Student Currently Waking up at 7 AM for Work to Sleep Through All of His 9 AMs Next Semester
Sophie Trotto
Monday, July 3, 2017Mon, Jul 3, 2017
Desperate Junior Makes Fake PennCard So She Can Get into Smokes
Sophie Trotto
Thursday, June 29, 2017Thu, Jun 29, 2017
