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Report: Consulting Club Interviews Indistinguishable From A Capella Auditions

Becky Molinoff
Fri, Sep 8, 2017

Photo by Sutha Kamal / CC BY-SA 2.0

Parents Already Making Excuses as to Why They Can't Attend Family Weekend

Lea Eisenberg
Fri, Sep 8, 2017

BREAKING: Student Has One Question, But It Has Two Parts

Needhi Mehta
Fri, Sep 8, 2017

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Report: Consulting Club Interviews Indistinguishable From A Capella Auditions

Becky Molinoff Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017

Photo by Sutha Kamal / CC BY-SA 2.0

Parents Already Making Excuses as to Why They Can't Attend Family Weekend

Lea Eisenberg Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017

Photo by UC Davis College of Engineering / CC BY 2.0

BREAKING: Student Has One Question, But It Has Two Parts

Needhi Mehta Friday, Sept. 8, 2017Fri, Sep 8, 2017

Photo by yanivmatza CC0, Camille Rapay (edited)

Forget Legacies: Locusts Make Up Approximately 1/2 of Penn Undergraduates

Seth Fein Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017

WOW! This Genius is Taking a Gender Studies Class to Meet Girls!

Josh Ogunleye Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017

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Club President Schemes for Mega-Table at Next Activity Fair

Amanda Nart Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017

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Sophomore Finally Receives His Male Romper

David Akst Thursday, Sept. 7, 2017Thu, Sep 7, 2017

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Huntsman Hall Bitcoin Stroll

Mackenzie Lukas Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2017Wed, Sep 6, 2017

Missed Connections: August 30-September 6

Becky Molinoff Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2017Wed, Sep 6, 2017

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Freshman Can Explain Relativity Theory, but Can't Think of Fun Fact During Class Introductions

Lauren Sorantino Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2017Wed, Sep 6, 2017

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Anxious Student Changes Schedule 11 Times in the First Week of Classes

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017

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Your Crush Tagged You In a Meme: What Does It Mean?

Seyoung Kim Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017

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Wharton Freshman Already Lines Up Junior Year Internship

Kasra Khadem Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017

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I Filled My Backpack with Liquefied Meat Every Day for a Year and Today It Finally Paid Off

Needhi Mehta Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017

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Crime Log: August 29-September 5

Seth Fein Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2017Tue, Sep 5, 2017

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Guy Who Just Did Coke Off a Toilet Seat at a Bar: Don't Drink Philly Tap Water

David Akst Monday, Sept. 4, 2017Mon, Sep 4, 2017

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OP-ED: Iron Maiden: America Was Not What I Expected

Mackenzie Lukas Monday, Sept. 4, 2017Mon, Sep 4, 2017

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Dean Furda Vapes in Latest Effort to Connect With Student Body

Sam Sedor Monday, Sept. 4, 2017Mon, Sep 4, 2017

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MERT Treats Freshman Who Aced Thrive at Penn

Josh Ogunleye Sunday, Sept. 3, 2017Sun, Sep 3, 2017

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OP-ED: What it’s REALLY Like Being a Conservative on a Liberal College Campus

Seth Fein Sunday, Sept. 3, 2017Sun, Sep 3, 2017

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