Some say that being in-person is vital for actually learning, but not enough studies have been done on the effect of in-person learning on my mental health.
Wharton has actually seen such success with their seating charts that they are publishing some new classroom policies. In Wharton classes, you now have to raise your hand when you want to use the bathroom and at the end of the semester if you get good grades you can go to the scholastic book fair.
Does this come with any long term side effects you should be worried about? No, just don’t think that hard about it.
At her investor meeting, she pitched a business plan proposal involving stealing spit from Covid tests to DNA clone students into designer Ivy League babies.
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He so strongly emphasizes the importance of mental health during the pandemic, even mentioning it in his syllabus right above his zero-tolerance late policy and no partial credit grading policy.
Honors/Awards: Second best bong ripper in my frat, 99+ Tinder likes, Definitely not a virgin, Was hazed for two years instead of the usual one year
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Thank god Zoom has finally accommodated its users by letting us hide the bitch once and for all.
Students have wrongfully pointed their fingers at Greek Life when, all along, it was the breakout rooms that lead to all the cases.
Jacob doesn’t even eat Jolly Ranchers. “I mean, don’t look in the cabinet, but if you do, the big bag of them in the kitchen belongs to my roommate.”
Is your common sense better than the Penn administration? Are you also ready to infect more students just for a little more money?
The nice guy cares about the community and others, and is a lame-ass little bitch. What girls want is big parties and casual hook up sessions, not Zoom dates with the Green Pass guy.
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Some have commented that plants are even better than digital interactions, such as Facetime or Zoom, because “My monstera can’t leave me like everyone else.”
Or perhaps all along they’ve been the thing stopping themselves from achieving happiness. No, that’s not possible--it’s not as though they sabotage themselves by having 7+ hours of screen time, eating 1.5 meals a day, and sleeping only 4 hours.
They thought that they were simply built different and that their stupid little February birthdays were safe. But now who has the last damn word?
The warning text reads “Happy couple alert! They might be kissing, holding hands, or proposing. Are you sure you’re mentally stable enough to feel the weight of your own loneliness?”
Wendell knew that they were just misguided rugrats that needed a little love and support to stop them from killing the innocent people in West Philly.
I have caught Covid 7 different times, and have not once tested negative since March 13th. I have blood dripping from my eyeballs in quarts everyday.