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New CAPS Subdivision Just Screams 'Don't Apply' At Visiting High Schoolers
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Fuck Global Warming, but 70 Degree Weather Makes Me Forget My Existential Dread
Penn Crushes: To the Jewish Guy From Westchester, You Know Who You Are
OP-ED: I May be Wearing a Cow Suit to Class Everyday but It Isn't a Pledge Thing, I am an Actual Bovine
Impressive: This Math Professor Hasn't Blinked Since 1982
A Message to the Penn Community: ‘Just Checking In and Saying Hey!'
Achievement in Real Estate: This Frat's Basement Isn't Moldy
OP-ED: Want to Go to Smokes Tonight? I Promise I Won't Get Sad Like Last Time
Sophomore Doesn’t Know Anyone In Dance Troupe But Still Cried During Their Senior Montage
Freshman Writes Algorithm to Decide if He Should Drop CIS 121
OP-ED: I Am From Another Country. May I Offer You a Cigarette?
Freshman Pulls Dorm Fire Alarm so He Can Shit in Peace
OP-ED: No Thanks, I Don’t Want Adderall, My Hands Are Already Shaking from Talking in a Class Discussion
Starbucks Now Allows Customers to Substitute Dairy for Everclear for 60 Cents
Giving Back: This Wharton Senior’s Cocaine Habit Keeps Global Economy Afloat
OP-ED: I Only Go to Career Fairs So I Can Get Free Cups For My Kitchen
