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Incoming Freshman Excited to Try Harder Than All of His Classmates
Sophie Trotto
Friday, June 23, 2017Fri, Jun 23, 2017
Embarrassing! Student Says He's Playing Devil's Avocado During Recitation
Becky Molinoff
Wednesday, June 21, 2017Wed, Jun 21, 2017
Shameful: This Rising Junior Doesn't Even Have a Sick Internship
David Akst
Tuesday, June 20, 2017Tue, Jun 20, 2017
Five Tapestries You Need to Have in Your Dorm next Year
Sophie Trotto
Monday, June 19, 2017Mon, Jun 19, 2017
Sophomore Misses Pottruck, Won't Exercise Now Because Gym Is Too Far
Mackenzie Lukas
Friday, June 16, 2017Fri, Jun 16, 2017
Rising Junior Has Spent Entire Summer Taking Snapchats of Her Dog
Sophie Trotto
Thursday, June 15, 2017Thu, Jun 15, 2017
Student Sees Laptop Being Stolen After Being Asked to Watch It, Does Nothing
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, June 13, 2017Tue, Jun 13, 2017
Student Chooses to Waste Entire Summer by “Being Productive”
Kasra Khadem
Monday, June 12, 2017Mon, Jun 12, 2017
Celebs Tell Us: What's In My Bag? Feat. Amy Gutmann
Becky Molinoff
Friday, June 9, 2017Fri, Jun 9, 2017
Rising Junior Going Through Google Form Withdrawal
David Akst
Thursday, June 8, 2017Thu, Jun 8, 2017
SPEC to Pay Students to Attend next Fling Concert
Sophie Trotto
Wednesday, June 7, 2017Wed, Jun 7, 2017
BREAKING: Penn Students Have No Fucking Clue How Much Furniture Should Cost
Seth Fein
Tuesday, June 6, 2017Tue, Jun 6, 2017
Study Shows Self-Worth Is Directly Linked to GroupMe Likes
Sophie Trotto
Monday, June 5, 2017Mon, Jun 5, 2017
BREAKING: Gutmann to Pull Penn Out of The Ivy League, Is Open to Renegotiation
Alessandro Consuelos
Friday, June 2, 2017Fri, Jun 2, 2017
Incoming Freshman Spends Hours Each Day Perfecting 'Penn Face' in Mirror
David Akst
Thursday, June 1, 2017Thu, Jun 1, 2017
A Definitive Ranking of the Best Places to Get Starbucks on Campus
Sophie Trotto
Wednesday, May 31, 2017Wed, May 31, 2017
Student Claiming to Work as “Summer Analyst” is Actually Just Washing Dishes
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, May 30, 2017Tue, May 30, 2017
Penn Diarrhea Club Protests Closure of Local Taco Bell
David Akst
Friday, May 26, 2017Fri, May 26, 2017
