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Study Shows Self-Worth Is Directly Linked to GroupMe Likes
Sophie Trotto
Monday, June 5, 2017Mon, Jun 5, 2017
BREAKING: Gutmann to Pull Penn Out of The Ivy League, Is Open to Renegotiation
Alessandro Consuelos
Friday, June 2, 2017Fri, Jun 2, 2017
Incoming Freshman Spends Hours Each Day Perfecting 'Penn Face' in Mirror
David Akst
Thursday, June 1, 2017Thu, Jun 1, 2017
A Definitive Ranking of the Best Places to Get Starbucks on Campus
Sophie Trotto
Wednesday, May 31, 2017Wed, May 31, 2017
Student Claiming to Work as “Summer Analyst” is Actually Just Washing Dishes
Kasra Khadem
Tuesday, May 30, 2017Tue, May 30, 2017
Penn Diarrhea Club Protests Closure of Local Taco Bell
David Akst
Friday, May 26, 2017Fri, May 26, 2017
Student Attempts to Sell Demonic Textbook on Free & For Sale
Seyoung Kim
Thursday, May 25, 2017Thu, May 25, 2017
Hill Is Finally Getting A/C! No One Cares That Gregory and Kings Court Aren't
Sophie Trotto
Wednesday, May 24, 2017Wed, May 24, 2017
Apparently, Only 64.5% of Penn Students Hate the Dining Plan
Sophie Trotto
Tuesday, May 23, 2017Tue, May 23, 2017
Junior Who Worked on Trump Campaign Disappointed That He Didn't Meet Russian Officials
Alessandro Consuelos
Monday, May 22, 2017Mon, May 22, 2017
Embarrassing: The Entire Graduating Class Showed up in the Same Outfit
Sophie Trotto
Friday, May 19, 2017Fri, May 19, 2017
SWUG Graduates, Realizes She's Just Washed-Up Now
Sophie Trotto
Thursday, May 18, 2017Thu, May 18, 2017
Nostalgic Alumnus Fondly Recounts Peeing on Ben on the Bench to Family
Seth Fein
Wednesday, May 17, 2017Wed, May 17, 2017
Penn Security Discovers Trump Hiding in Bushes During Alumni Weekend
Seth Fein
Monday, May 15, 2017Mon, May 15, 2017
BREAKING: James Comey to Head Penn's Fight Against Off-Campus Organizations
David Akst
Wednesday, May 10, 2017Wed, May 10, 2017
Slowest Penn Relays Runner Finally Crosses Finish Line
David Akst
Tuesday, May 9, 2017Tue, May 9, 2017
Fraternity Brother Proud to Have Completed Two Hours of Community Service This Year
David Akst
Monday, May 8, 2017Mon, May 8, 2017
Atlanta Falcons Waive Alek Torgersen After Discovering He Doesn't Go to Penn State
David Akst
Monday, May 1, 2017Mon, May 1, 2017
Fed Up Wharton Students to Create a More Inclusive “University Republicans”
Becky Molinoff
Saturday, April 29, 2017Sat, Apr 29, 2017
