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Student Repeatedly Lowers Expectations for Summer Goals

Seyoung Kim
Mon, Jul 24, 2017

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Sean Spicer to Accept Teaching Position at the Annenberg School for Communication

Sophie Trotto
Fri, Jul 21, 2017

Humiliating! Student References Avocado’s Number During Chem Lab

Becky Molinoff
Thu, Jul 20, 2017

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Student Repeatedly Lowers Expectations for Summer Goals

Seyoung Kim Monday, July 24, 2017Mon, Jul 24, 2017

Photo by Gage Skidmore / CC by-sa 2.0

Sean Spicer to Accept Teaching Position at the Annenberg School for Communication

Sophie Trotto Friday, July 21, 2017Fri, Jul 21, 2017

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Humiliating! Student References Avocado’s Number During Chem Lab

Becky Molinoff Thursday, July 20, 2017Thu, Jul 20, 2017

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BREAKING: College Senior Finally Takes AP Scores Off Resume

Kasra Khadem Wednesday, July 19, 2017Wed, Jul 19, 2017

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Panicking Junior Still Has No Idea What She Wants to Do in Life

Sophie Trotto Monday, July 17, 2017Mon, Jul 17, 2017

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Meet the Junior Working on an App and Two Entrees This Summer

David Akst Thursday, July 13, 2017Thu, Jul 13, 2017

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Shocking: Gutmann Announces Plans to Build $1.2 Billion English Building

David Akst Wednesday, July 12, 2017Wed, Jul 12, 2017

Donald Trump Jr.'s Penn Email Signature Leaked: 'FYI I Do NOT Attend Penn State'

Sophie Trotto Tuesday, July 11, 2017Tue, Jul 11, 2017

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Friend Group Spends Summer Jealous of Each Others' Internships

Seyoung Kim Monday, July 10, 2017Mon, Jul 10, 2017

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UTB Reviews: Kidz Bop At Party On The Parkway

Becky Molinoff Friday, July 7, 2017Fri, Jul 7, 2017

Confused Woman Wearing Christmas Ornaments on Neck / Public Domain

Penn Students Shocked to Learn There Is Another Grocery Store Near Campus

David Akst Thursday, July 6, 2017Thu, Jul 6, 2017

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7 Essential All-Pasta Cookbooks Any College Student Should Own

David Akst Wednesday, July 5, 2017Wed, Jul 5, 2017

Man Drink Book Coffee Indoors Caffeine Person

Student Currently Waking up at 7 AM for Work to Sleep Through All of His 9 AMs Next Semester

Sophie Trotto Monday, July 3, 2017Mon, Jul 3, 2017

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Desperate Junior Makes Fake PennCard So She Can Get into Smokes

Sophie Trotto Thursday, June 29, 2017Thu, Jun 29, 2017

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BREAKING: Amazon to Acquire FroGro for $9.58

Kasra Khadem Tuesday, June 27, 2017Tue, Jun 27, 2017

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Science Win! Penn Researchers Discover the Moon

David Akst Monday, June 26, 2017Mon, Jun 26, 2017

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Incoming Freshman Excited to Try Harder Than All of His Classmates

Sophie Trotto Friday, June 23, 2017Fri, Jun 23, 2017

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Embarrassing! Student Says He's Playing Devil's Avocado During Recitation

Becky Molinoff Wednesday, June 21, 2017Wed, Jun 21, 2017

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Shameful: This Rising Junior Doesn't Even Have a Sick Internship

David Akst Tuesday, June 20, 2017Tue, Jun 20, 2017

Five Tapestries You Need to Have in Your Dorm next Year

Sophie Trotto Monday, June 19, 2017Mon, Jun 19, 2017

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